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It Came From the Thrift Store

Thrift Stores are great places to get deals on hard to find items or for parents who hate their children to find clothing, but just as it contains many exciting finds, it also contains many more horrific items.

Anjem Chourdary is a Dick

If religion is a cancer, this guy is a goddamn malignant tumor... a piece of shit who needs to martyr himself with a stick of dynamite up the ass but, wouldn't you know it... he thinks he's too important to the cause.

Pug-O-Rama

A Pug is happiness crammed into a dog shaped sack.

Parents Who Are Winning

Trust me.  Being a parent is a tough job.  Sometimes, I'm a little surprised I haven't killed one of them.  Still, even though we parents are driven to the brink of insanity, we do manage a win every now and then... well, not me yet, but I'm hopeful.

Wrong Number Texts

I'm sure we've all texted the wrong person before, right?  Usually, the person on the other end is polite and sets us straight and sometimes, they're a complete smartass and it's glorious.

Fabulous Crocheted Pants

It's not just for scarves and sweaters anymore!  Schuyler Ellers, who runs the Lord von Schmitt Etsy shop, creates dazzlingly colorful patterned crochet shorts out of recycled crocheted blankets that are about to set the fashion world ablaze!

Sweet Perfection

Are you anal retentive and love it when things work out perfectly?  Well then, my dears, this gallery will send you into orgasmic spasms. 

Congratulations!  You're an Idiot!

They walk amongst us.  They have jobs, reproduce and vote... they are the walking stupid.

People Who Are Having a Worse Day Than You

Think you're having a bad day?  Kick off your shoes, put your feet up, have a look at this gallery and then thank whatever gods you believe in that you aren't these people.

Amazing Facts

Facts are fun and you should read and remember as many as you can.  You won't get into a college because of them and they won't win you any friends and they won't lead to an exciting career, but... wait, what?

Old Theater Etiquette Cards

Believe it or not, movie goers were rude assholes a hundred years ago too.  Like today, the early theaters tried to remind these incorrigible dicknuts to act like civilized human beings through etiquette cards a lot like they do today.

Ridiculous Lawyer Billboards

If there's one thing we can take from this gallery, it's that quality legal help is only a phone call away thanks to that ad on the side of the road we saw on the way to the titty bar.

How to Winter

Some folks can just handle a little chill better than others.  Observe them and follow their examples.  The Slightly Warped Website is not responsible for frostbite or hypothermia.

Pooping Around the World

Taking a look at these toilets and... uh... methods from all over the globe, you will agree that there's no place like home... to poop.

Tables Made out of Reclaimed Wood

These are some incredibly beautiful tables made out of wood that most furniture makers wouldn't use.  Greg Klassen, a furniture maker in the American Northwest, has created what he appropriately calls "The River Collection" giving otherwise unloved wood a new life.

Very Interesting Pictures

Here we go again!  These pictures from around the world don't fit into any one particular gallery, we just found them funny or amazing or sad or poignant in some way and decided to display them together for your enjoyment.

Traveling the World by Van

Mike Hudson did what many of us dream about and gave up a normal life for a nomadic one, quitting his job as a systems engineer and converting a rundown, 10-year-old van into a home on wheels called Vandog.

Star Wars Early Concept Designs

Every saga has a beginning and, in this case, it's not the prequels, it's this very early concept art by Colin Cantwell that, for the first time, visualized the X-Wing, the Millennium Falcon, and Star Destroyers.  Although the final products differed a hell of a lot, these concepts are nonetheless fascinating and beautiful.

Funny Fliers

You would think that a practical way of communicating the availability or need for goods and services would be immune to shenanigans, but you would be wrong.

Walking in Front of Pictures

To those of you who unknowingly ruined pictures for people all over the world, we salute you!

Shower Thoughts

Don't you wish that you had a way to write down your shower thoughts? These people did with, what I can only assume is some sort of dry erase board. Don't ask me where they stored the markers.

Acts of Delicious Evil

I don't want to go to heaven, because all of the fun people are going to hell.

Awkward Air Travel

Air travel ain't as classy as it used to be.

The Royal Loft Suite

If you have a few days to kill and the cash to afford it, might we suggest the Royal Loft Suite?  It's probably bigger than most of your houses, has countless amenities, butler service and, oh... did we mention it's on board a goddamn cruise ship?  Let's tour Royal Caribbean's Quantum of the Sea's most swankiest suite before security finds out we're here.

Pictures to Make You Laugh

No rhyme nor reason here.  Look, see and laugh.  That's it.

Very Lucky People

Coming only an inch away from serious death or injury, it's a good thing that someone filmed these lucky people or we would have never believed it.

The Happiest Animals Ever

I dare you not to smile.  I double dog dare you, you cold-hearted bastards.

Nutty Facts About North Korea

If you think that North Korea is cuckoo for Coco Puffs now, just wait until you read this.

When Pets and Technology Collide

Pets are a lot like my grandparents in that they drool a lot and frequently poop on the floor.  They are also confounded by technology.

Disturbing Video Game Glitches

There's no quicker way of turning an evening of care free fun into a whole lot of nope.

The Future is Now

Still have your doubts that we're living in the future?  Prepare to have them erased.  The singularity is coming!

The Toy Story 3 That Never Was

Some time ago, Disney almost made Toy Story 3 without Pixar.  Strange as that sounds, the studios were at am impasse and, in a ill-advised prick-waggling contest, Disney developed a story and concepts without Pixar's input.  Thankfully, the two studios resolved their differences (by Disney buying Pixar which seems to work) and the Toy Story 3 we all know and love and were mentally and emotionally traumatized by was born but recently, some art from the aborted sans Pixar attempt was released to the public and its a fascinating look at what might have happened.

Ten Days of Extreme Weather

Slovenian photographer Marko Korošec set out to Mount Javornik during a period of extreme winter weatherand captured images unlike anything else seen on Earth.

Norway!

These pictures are about to make sweet sensual love to your eyeballs and you're going to love every orgasmic moment of it.

Unbelievable Facts About the Human Body

Given that you're currently operating one, you would think you would know more about the human body than you do.

Internet Philosophy

They say everyone on the internet is a critic, but there are a lot more artists and philosophers out there... they're just a little... different is all.

Accidentally Offensive T-Shirts

Everything was fine and G-rated until that one part creased or you were seen at the wrong angle.

Amazing Star Wars Tattoos

A long time ago on a body part far far away...

Tindr Nightmares

Because if you can't trust someone you met on an app that allows you to superficially judge a person anonymously by looks alone, who can you trust?

Animators Making Faces

One way that classic animators were able to add a little more humanity to their drawings was to make faces in a mirror to study and mimic them on paper.  Here are several animators of days gone by doing just that for some classic cartoons.

Epiphanies

Some mind-blowing realizations about things that really have never mattered to anyone at all.

That Ain't Right!

Ever come across one of those situations where it just can't get much wronger?  Those are the situations we celebrate today!

Internet Philosophy

They say everyone on the internet is a critic, but there are a lot more artists and philosophers out there... they're just a little... different is all.

How to Christmas

Can't understand the Christmas cheer?  We're here to remind you of the reason for the season... presents!

Ghosts of Christmas' Presents Past

Ready to feel like a kid again?  Here's a collection of gifts you might have wanted a few decades ago... unless you're a kid now and, if you are, face it... you're too soft for what we had, kid.

The Elf on the Shelf is Evil

This evil little bastard is running amok in households all over the world.  You'd better arm yourself with a flyswatter and some raid!

Pets are Dicks: Holiday Edition

You feed them, love them and give your heart to them and how do they repay you?  By destroying Christmas!

Amazing Holiday Gift Ideas

What do you give to the person who has everything?  Here's a clue...

The Worst Christmas Gifts Ever

You should always be grateful for what you receive from others, but sometimes you really should just slap the shit out of the gift-giver.

The Worst People Ever

People like this are why aliens will never visit us. 

Secrets of Retail

There are some very powerful businesses that don't want you to hear the secrets on this page.  Don't answer that knock at the door... it's probably them.

How to Thanksgiving

Since many of our readers come from Europe, Australia and places beyond, they might see the American tradition of Thanksgiving as something strange to be feared.  Well, fear not my fellow humans... I'm here to explain it to you.

Pets at the Vet

Have you ever seen a sadder or more pathetic collection of animals in your whole life?  Outside of a human hospital, that is...

Gainful Employment

When it comes to having a job, you really don't know what you have until it's gone.  With that in mind, we now celebrate the best parts of employment!

Photos With the Creepiest Backstories Ever

A lot of these gave me goosebumps in the worst possible way.  These are some creepy photos as they are, but when you hear the stories behind them they get extra disturbing.

Brain Entertaining Facts

Your brain looks hungry.  Here, let me feed it.

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Used to be Terrifying

Like a hoard of demons came the large balloons of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade of days long dead. Instead of familiar characters like Snoopy or Garfield, the parade was populated by inflated nightmares and and the screams of children.