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Who Is This? |
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Can you guess the identity of this Hollywood legend from his
younger days?
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The Common Potoo |
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It may have one of the funniest names in the animal kingdom
and may look like an escaped Muppet, but the Common Potoo is
actually an adorable pinnacle of birdie evolution.
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Spider Eats Snake |
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Take a look at this Golden Orb Weaver spider enjoying a
tasty snake snack. More proof that everything in Australia
wants to kill you.
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In Case of Nuclear Attack... |
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This is an old step by step guide found in Portland, Oregon
detailing what to do in case the godless communists ever
dropped the bomb. Honestly, it's almost comical...
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Google Kills a Cat |
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Then, like remorseless killers, they try and hide the
evidence.
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The Slightly Warped Podcast #3 |
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Jason Donner sits down with award winning screenwriter, Liam
Smith, who was also the inspiration of The Slightly Warped
Website's first online serial, The Liam Smith Show.
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Professors With a Sense of Humor |
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Simple people doing simple things badly.
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Real Life True Scary Ghost Pictures |
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Are you too afraid to check on that bump in the night?
Perhaps you have good reason to be a little scared of the
dark! Then again, this could be a lot of horseshit.
I'll leave it up to you.
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You Had One Job! |
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Simple people doing simple things badly.
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The Slightly Warped Podcast #2 |
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Because you can't have a series without more installments,
it's the next broadcast of the podcast! This time, we
discuss death, South American fashion, shit, and Iron Man 3!
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Beaver Computer |
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I know many of you will look at this series of pictures
documenting how to turn a stuffed beaver into a computer and
question why it was done, but I prefer to look at these
pictures and wonder why more people aren't turning
stuffed beavers into computers.
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The Crooked City |
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There is no photoshop trickery here, kids. Those are actual
buildings and they are actually leaning like a row of
dominos. I wish I could say that this was done on purpose...
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The Last Photo |
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This is a collection of the last known images of famous
people before they left this world what what lies beyond.
This collection documents the expected and unexpected
twilight of public lives.
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Star Wars: Behind the Scenes |
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Star Wars is a bona fide classic on all front, so
when a treasure trove of rare and precious pictures
resurface, of course we're going to display them!
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The Slightly Warped Podcast #1 |
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It's the premiere of our very first podcast as we discuss
smokers rights, a simple solution to school discipline, and
Tom Cruise' latest movie.
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Early Aviation Navigation Arrows |
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How do you think that early pilots knew where they were
going when they didn't have radar or sophisticated maps? It
was news to me when I found out about this.
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Behind the Scenes of The Empire Strikes Back |
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We've shown you pictures of the making of The Empire
Strikes Back before, but we've come across a treasure
trove of pictures from the movie that we hope you'll love.
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Too Handsome for Saudi Arabia |
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Feast your hungry eyes on Omar Borkan Al Gala, an actor who
was recently deported from Saudi Arabia because the
authorities there deemed him too good looking. I sympathize
with Mr. Gala and now do my best to promote him in a new
meme.
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Got 2 Grams for $40 |
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Let's say there's a comedian and this comedian managed to
get a bunch of his Twitter followers to take part in an
experiment just to see what their parents would do if they
sent a suspicious text. The results of this experiment
follow.
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Tattoo Removal |
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Nowadays, what with our fancy medicine machines and all, a
tattoo can be removed with relatively harmless lasers and
that's a perfect solution if you're a complete and total
pussy.
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Bird vs. Airplane |
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Ever wonder what a bird hit an airplane is like? I imagine
that there would be a crunching sound and the plane would
continue on through a cloud of feathers. But what if it's a
really big bird?
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Amazing Science Facts |
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Back again with yet another slightlywarped.com exclusive to
educate you dumb little monkeys! Learn all about the
universe, your world, and yourself with some truly amazing
facts!
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The Teratoma: Grossest Thing Ever |
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A teratoma is horrible even for a tumor. It is the type of
tumor that even other tumors try to avoid on the street.
Other tumors don't go down dark alleyways at night because
they're afraid they will run into a teratoma.
Warning! Gross!
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The Priceless Surprise in a Book |
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This is a copy of Martin Luther King Jr's book, Strength to
Love that was bought on Amazon.com for $3.50. When the buyer
opened it up, he discovered something unexpected... a real
piece of American history.
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WTF Newspaper Headlines |
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Good god, who the hell is the copyeditor on these papers? If
I knew who it was, I would shake their hands because this
shit is awesome!
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Mesothelioma: What Asbestos Can Do |
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Ever wonder why some businesses make good money removing
asbestos? Take a look at what it does to the inside of your
lungs!
Warning! Gross!
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Life Hacks |
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Don't toil and struggle with everyday life! Here are some
simple tips to put an end to some of the most menial
hassles.
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Eel in the Butt |
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Every now and then a story crosses my desk and I wonder to
myself, "Is this really the type of story I want to repeat?"
This is one of those stories! Aren't you lucky?
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China's Kickass Water Park |
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Strip down to your skivvies and get a bath buddy because
we're about to take you on a visit to the coolest water park
on the planet.
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Giant Wasp Nest |
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Are you ready to be stabbed in the face with pure terror?
My guess is no since you are kind of a pussy, but in case
you think you have the guts to see this through... there's a
reason these cops are closing off this house.
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The Room Portrait |
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Take a quick look at this work of art. Seems nice, but
rather forgettable, right? Now take a closer look and you'll
see what makes this portrait special...
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The Face of Regret |
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I'm sure that a few of you have tattoos and a few of you few
probably have a little regret about getting them in the
first place. Take a look at these people, though, and
that regret will disappear in a puff of thankfulness that
your judgment isn't as bad as theirs was.
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Amazing Student Textbook Doodles |
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I shouldn't condone the defacement of school property, but
if I had a nickel for every time I doodled in a textbook
during a boring class, well... I don't want to sound like a
badass or anything, but I could buy a pack of gum.
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Famous Last Words |
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Sometimes witty, sometimes sad, and sometimes even a little
prophetic, these are the final words of some famous people
before they shed their mortal coil.
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Epic Treehouse |
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This professionally designed tree house was commissioned by
a family from Dallas for their grandchildren who now
officially play in a nicer joint than I live in.
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A Soldier's Heart |
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Even the most damaged of us, those who have seen and
experienced things that no one in a perfect world should
experience, still possess human empathy and compassion and
one of the best ways this is demonstrated is the way that
soldier's care for animals even in times of war.
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Roger Ebert Tribute |
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You may not have always agreed with him, but there was no
denying that Roger Ebert was a legend in film even though he
himself was never seen on the silver screen itself.
His word was a pitiless rebuke one moment, and a loving
sonnet the next, inspiring up and coming writers (myself
included) to put thoughts to paper and challenge what we see
and hear.
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Good Vibrations |
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There is nothing wrong with your screen and the picture has
not been distorted... it's actually supposed to look this
way.
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The Abandoned Bible Theme Park |
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Welcome to Holy Land USA. Say a prayer and make sure
you've had a tetanus shot before you go inside, it hasn't
been open since 1984.
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Childhood Destroyers |
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It's about time that you grew the hell up and noticed how
screwed up a lot of your favorite cartoons were really
messed up in many perverted ways.
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Evil Easter Bunnies From Hell |
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I always thought there was something strange about giving
your child to a six foot tall bunny for a picture, and these
photos only prove my point. What hellish creations!
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Real Life Photo References For Famous Disney Characters |
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Drawing someone from memory is tough and so, when it's time
to make a human animated character, the folks at Disney do
things the old-fashioned way. Come meet the flesh and blood
people behind the famous ink and paint creations!
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Useless Advise from Women's Magazines |
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All right, I'm not saying that every woman's magazine is
useless, but if these "helpful hints" are any indication of
the brain powers working behind the scenes, no woman had
better ever show me another one of those Cosmo relationship
tests again.
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The Best Pro-Gay Marriage Signs at the Supreme Court |
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While it's tragic that it's 2013 and we're still debating
equality for citizens of the country, at least these
supporters of gay marriage brought some levity to the
proceedings.
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Pictures from the 1930's |
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Interesting and odd looks at the world as it was almost a
century ago. From personal looks at famous people to
technology you didn't know existed to stuff that will make
you wonder how any of us got out of the decade alive!
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Our Amazing Universe |
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Some strange, wonderful, bizarre, and beautiful random facts
about this crazy space we live in.
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Mohawk Ad Man |
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For a modest fee, this guy will advertise your business on
the billboard that nature and lots of product blessed him
with!
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More Unfortunate Ad Placement |
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Whoever it is who is supposed to be watching the placement
of these ads is doing a bang up job. Seriously, we love him.
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Babies Being Cute |
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If you do not have happy feelings watching these babies,
then you are a cold hearted horrible human being and even
puppies hate you.
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People Behind the Memes |
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For those of you who have never thought about who Bad Luck
Brian or Good Guy Greg or any of the other people pictured
in internet memes actually are, here is a look anyway.
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Big Sweet Dogs |
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The bigger the better, some say and you don't get bigger or
sweeter than some of these beautiful monsters. I would get
one, but some of them poop bigger than my couch.
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Taxidermy by a Madman |
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I can only assume that the disturbed person who created
these creatures has a death ray, a secret army of animal
hybrids, and several bodies in his refrigerator.
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Houston's Mystery Button |
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It's said that it's impossible for anyone to resist a red
mystery button, but if you think you can there is one
located at 515 Preston St in Houston, Texas. It's right
there on the Preston Bridge all red, round, and
unassuming... just waiting. Should I push it? Should I not?
What will happen?
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WTF!? |
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Say hello to a series of images you will be telling a
psychiatrist about in a few years. This is stuff you will
never be able to unsee.
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Spring from Space |
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Have you ever wondered what it must look like to see the
Earth from space right when Spring officially begins?
Me neither which means both of us seriously need a better
imagination.
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The Amazing Aurora Borealis |
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Get ready to marvel at Earth's longest running light show
without the perils of freezing your haunches off.
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Doppelgängers |
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It's said that everyone has a double and, if you're really
lucky, you may one day cross paths with that you-looking
person.
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Paz' Grammy Prank |
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Have you ever heard of a musician named Paz? Neither
have we which makes us wonder what he's doing in the Grammy
Museum in Los Angeles.
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Where's Momo? |
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Forget Waldo! We've found someone a lot more fun to find!
Andrew Knapp, a photographer from Canada, took advantage of
his dog Momo's tendency to hide when he fetched things and
launched #findmomo on Instagram which has become a huge hit.
Can you find Momo in these pictures?
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Engraved Lighters from Vietnam |
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Seemingly inconsequential objects reveal the attitude and
mindset of the solders that didn't come home.
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Vintage Lunch Boxes |
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In my continuing quest to remind you that things once
happened, allow me to introduce (or hopefully reintroduce)
you to the lunchbox. These colorful metal or plastic
boxes not only contained the sustenance we required to make
it through an arduous day of pretending to learn, but also
signaled to our friends and peers what trends we were
interested in.
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Saving the White House from Collapse |
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It's hard to believe that an American icon like the White
House was once deemed a hazardous structure in danger of
imminent collapse! Take a look at what was done to save it.
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Frost Shadows |
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As the warming sun melts the morning frost, nature reveals
some lovely and, sadly, temporary artwork. Fortunately, some
people with cameras have made it more permanent for all to
enjoy!
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Pug Man |
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You would think that people would learn not to let
potentially embarrassing pictures of themselves get loose on
the internet... but then again, if they learned that lesson,
we wouldn't witness this level of fun!
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For the Gamers |
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Only the gamers will get this, so the rest of you can go
away.
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Rare Historical Photos |
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Some little known and less-seen photos from the last 200
years could have you seeing history from another new angle!
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Heartwarming Photos |
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If these pictures don't warm your heart, call 911 and get a
difibrulator.
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Giant Monster Caught in New Jersey |
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As if Jersey Shore hasn't given us enough reasons to avoid
the Garden State, look at what was just pulled out of the
water!
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The Planets Bottle Car Canopy! |
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Part canopy and part art, it's the ultimate proof that one
man's trash, is another man's building material.
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Morbid Facts You Probably Don't Know |
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Strange, odd, and possibly disgusting things that you
probably could have been perfectly happy never knowing.
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People Molesting Statues |
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How can you just stand still and let this happen!?
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Sam: The Cat with Eyebrows |
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Sam isn't worried... he just always looks like that!
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Good for Goodness' Sake! |
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The world needs more fine upstanding people like these
guys... and girls... and animals... and things... and stuff.
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Extreme Unicycling |
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Because that bike? It's made for pussies.
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Doing it Right |
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Here, we celebrate those half-crazy half-genius people who
have figured out how to do life right and look epic... even
if doing it right sometimes makes you look epicly silly.
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The Dildomaker |
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Yes, ladies, it does exactly what it sounds like it does...
but don't go putting it on your Christmas list just yet!
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Nelson Mandela Art Illusion |
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This amazing piece of artwork erected by South African
artist Marco Cianfanelli, stands on the spot where Nelson
Mandela was arrested 50 years ago and is constructed out of
50 steel bars.
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50 Fun and Cute Facts You Don't Know |
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A brand new slightlywarped.com exclusive! Expand your
mind with these amazing and completely useless factoids
guaranteed to put a smile on your face unless it doesn't!
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Smile, Dammit! |
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Fine, if you refuse to smile willingly... we will force
you to do it.
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The Worst Video Game Cover Art of All Time |
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Granted, we're not overly concerned with how the box looks
when we get a video game, just how well the game plays, but
if you happen to take a look at some of the art that is on
video game boxes... some of it is really horrible.
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Links Between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings |
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Some of these facts are a little depressing.
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Dafuq? |
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There is no explanation. None at all.
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The Internet Reacts to the Resignation of the Pope |
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If you can't get a carefully thought out and reasonably
balanced reaction to the first time a Pope has resigned in
600 years on the internet, where CAN you get it from?
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Trees with Faces |
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Look on in fascinated horror at the work of French
photographer Clément Briend who projected giant heads on to
trees at Parc de Saint-Cloud near Paris.
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OCD Torture |
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If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, the following
gallery will probably send you into rabid fits which is kind
of what I'm hoping for because I'm a gigantic dick.
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Abandoned Amusement Parks |
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Who would have thought that a place that once echoed with
the sounds of joy and laughter would turn into the set of a
horror movie after only a few years of neglect!
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Don't Blink at this Wallpaper! |
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This is probably the greatest Doctor Who desktop wallpaper
you have ever seen!
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New Jokes! |
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About a dozen new jokes to our every growing collection have
been added including additions to Incredibly Offensive
Jokes!
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Critical Condition: Warm Bodies |
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Donner finally reviews his first movie of 2013 and it's a
movie about a zombie in love that is way better than what
you might think it is!
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25 Movie Facts You Probably Shouldn't Believe |
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Movie facts so unbelievable that they probably aren't true!
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100 Movie Facts You Probably Don't Know |
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We had such a good time putting together 20 Movie Facts that
we just kept on going! Now we have 100! Read
them! Love them! Learn some weird shit about
your favorite films!
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Canned Air |
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Beijing, China has become the most polluted city in the world so much so
that come citizens of the fouled city have started selling canned air...
which has become a popular item! Who would have ever thought that
Mel Brooks would have correctly predicted something about the future!?
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Another Side of History |
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Most of us know a lot about history, right? Well, take a
look at this collection of pictures that show history from a
slightly different angle.
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Double Takes |
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Here is a set of images you just can't look at once. Sure,
they may seem innocent, or odd, or oddly innocent, but each
one hides a secret that you might not see right away!
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Twenty Movie Facts You Probably Don't Know |
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Some facts and figures about some of your favorite movies!
You'll only find this one here at The Slightly Warped
Website... at least until someone takes it and puts it on
their own site, but that's the beast of the internet, ain't
it?
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