These hilariously whimsical illustrations by DrFaustusAU depict The Dark Knight and his gallery of rouges as they would have been illustrated by the late Doctor Seuss.

Hidden underneath the hustle and bustle of the Big Apple is a relic of the city's golden age that, at long last, you can see for yourself if you know which train to catch!

It's been a few weeks since I bashed Twilight, so here you go... enjoy!

For some reason, Timmy isn't that popular.

There hasn't been this many tragically worded and misspelled signs since the last Tea Party Rally. The difference is, instead of making you weep for the future, these signs make you laugh... then weep.

You know how, if you really think about it, anything can be sexual and dirty? I'm not like that at all, but I understand a lot of you deviants are. Take these perfectly innocent pictures below... I don't see anything wrong with a single one of them, but I'm sure you can with your perverted minds. You make me sick.

We're about to either enhance or ruin some of your favorite childhood memories! Don't blame us, it's just what we're best at!

When four year old Sacramento police dog, Bandit, was shot in the line of duty, he underwent a five hour operation to remove the bullet and save his life.

I live in a place that you hardly see rain, much less a hurricane so a lot of these preparations look a little silly to me even though I know that a lot of them are rather clever. Except for the leashed car. That's fucking stupid.

Although I am a gifted artist, my fingers are too fat to show it off on 'Draw Something.' As a matter of fact, when I was asked to draw Goyte and my partner asked if I was drawing a cracked screen, I gave the game up for good. These people, however, are pretty amazing.

Your bed is dick. It's content just to be a mattress and covers when it could be so much more, like these awesome beds. Your bed is just an unambitious asshole.

At last, the invention that will give joy to people who hate pit stops and crazy astronauts everywhere! It's the car toilet! Now, all you have to do is lift a flap and do your business... of course, you have to wonder that if texting and driving is dangerous, how dangerous is pissing and driving?

These very cute illustrations from the children’s book “Darth Vader and Son” written and illustrated by Jeffrey Brown, show us that Darth Vader could have been a good father if Yoda and Obi Wan hadn't been such dicks.

It's hard to believe that some of our most beloved cartoon characters could look like anything other than what we remember them as, but the truth is they are all assembled by committee and the first version is never the final version. As a matter of fact, the first versions look almost nothing like the final version.

There are a million great things about social media. One of the downsides to social media is that, if you are stupid, everyone instantly knows. Of course, I guess that people would figure that out anyway, but it happens faster with Facebook.

One of the great things about watching The Simpsons is catching the jokes that you didn't catch the first time. One of the most prolific of those jokes are those blink-or-you-miss-them headlines that you really need a good pause button to watch. Since you are lame and probably don't have a good pause button, here are some to gawk at.

As World War II Germany edged closer and closer to defeat, the Allies feared that, instead of surrendering, Adolf Hitler would go into hiding like Cobra Commander. As a result of this possible scenario, United States Intelligence sent out alerts with photos of what Hitler would look like in different disguises.

Hey, I am a gigantic fan of Doctor Who as anyone who as seen the Doctor Who Room we posted few months back can attest to, but when it comes to the ultimate show of geekitude, some folks eclipse even one as awesome as I. Take a look at these amazing homemade Tardises... or is it Tardi?

Man's best friend my ass. If my dog texted me to let me know what it was doing every day, I'd probably have it put to sleep.

This is the type of ignorance that makes me not want to live on this planet anymore. I wonder if anyone has told these dolts that Pearl Harbor is more than just a shitty Michael Bay movie.

How good are you at figuring out mysteries and commonalities? Let's put it to the test then, smarty-pants. Take a look at these seemingly unrelated photographs and tell me the incredibly simple thing that that they all have in common.