NEW GAMES

 

WORD GAMES/TRIVIA
Solingo
Guess the words in five tries by typing in random letters.  Hard, but fun!
Hang Stan
Another evil hangman game, this time you have to save an adorable piggy.
Extreme Hangman
Jesus!  This game is hard... and EVIL!!!
Deal or No Deal
All of the fun of the television game show with none of the Howie Mandell!

PUZZLE GAMES
Orbox
Using the arrow keys, navigate your way through these confounding mazes!
Five Differences
Can you spot the five differences in these increasingly hard pictures?
Cursor 10
Work with yourself across the 5th dimension to reach the 16th floor.
White Jigsaw
Any idiot can put together a puzzle, but what about a puzzle with no picture?
Happy Pill
Make the depressed little faces happy with Happy Pill... but don't let them OD!
Hapland
It's stick-men mayhem and carnage in this clever little puzzle game!
Hapland 2
For all of you who were driven completely mad by the first Hapland, good news!  There's a sequel!
Guess the Google
By looking at random pictures, can you figure out what the google search word is?  Links to outside site!
Jack Russell
Lead your adventurous doggie to his food bowl without turning him into puppy pate!
Swinger
Can you beat this excellent puzzle game?
50 States
How well do you know your geography?

WAR GAMES
Cursed Winds
Take your pirate ship and take on a whole freakin' armada single-handedly.
Dogfight
Fight as an ace WWI pilot against enemy biplanes!
Age of War
Combat your enemy and evolve your subjects.  Very cool!
Dice Wars
If you've ever played Risk, this game should appeal to you!  Take over a country with dice!
Naked Melee
Not as dirty as you would think it is.
 
 

SHOOTERS
Color Wars
Destroy all colors, only you have to be the same color as the color you're destroying!
Tank Defense
Defend your home territory against a rapidly upgrading army of enemy tanks!
Boomstick
Shoot shapes, collect bullets.  Easy, right?
Boxhead: Zombie Wars
How long do you think you would last against a hoard of rampaging undead?
Raft Wars
Completely adorable!  Defend your treasure from marauders!
Madness Reaction Time
How fast can you click that mouse to avoid getting shot?
Red
Imagine Missile Command but with millions of bouncy balls.
Dry Fire
Man a deadly weapon and fight off the hoards of solders coming to destroy it!
Storm the House
Upgrade and Defend your base from hoards of stick men!
Bloody Day
Unbridled and pointless carnage!  A great stress reliever.
Bush Shootout
Terrorists have invaded the White House!  Can you lead Dubya to safety?
Mario Brothers Shootout
Protect the Princess' castle from attack by using automatic weapons!
Kill the Pac Man
Pac Man has turned evil and it's now your job to send him to Hell!

TOWER DEFENCE GAMES
Desktop Tower Defense
Create a maze with your defenses!
Bloon's Tower Defense
Use monkey with darts to keep away invading balloons.
Vector_TD
A very cool tower defense game with a lot of style.

FIGHTING GAMES
Jedi Trainer
Using a lightsaber, deflect blaster fire and kill trainer droids.
Bot Arena
Design your robot and then make it fight others for your amusement.
American Dad vs. Family Guy
The Griffins vs. The Smiths.  Links to outside site!
Monster Poolside Sumo
Guide your rude monster through a victorious round of sumo!
Power Fox
An awesomely cute and challenging fighting game.
Bullettime Fighting
One or two players battle it out in this Matrix-inspired game.

SPACE GAMES
Alien Abductor
Humans are the cattle of the galaxy and you're here to collect their fat asses.
Escape the Red Giant
Escape the solar system by leaping to other planets before the growing red sun kills you!
Squidgey
Bounce around space crashing into guns and blowing them up with your fat... or something.
Asteroid's Revenge
The asteroids are sick and tired of getting blown up for no reason!
Cosmic Crunch
From a small asteroid, gobble up material to become a planet and then kick some ass!
Gravity Launch
Using only angle and power, can you put a rocket into specific orbits?
Orbit
Using speed and gravity, can you figure out how to keep your comet alive?
Hungry Space
You're a space fish and you're hungry... just don't turn into someone else's meal!
Lander X
A new and interesting take on those old lander games.
Clash n Slash
Defend your small and funny looking planet from alien invasion!
Starfighter
An awesome space shooting game.  Better than any I've seen before.
Flash Wars
Lead the Rebel Alliance to victory against the evil Empire!
Flash Trek
Save the Federation from the Dominion!
Flash Trek: Romulan Wars
Help the Federation defeat the Romulans!
Flash Trek: Assault
Upgrade and protect your starbase from enemy attack!!
Flash Trek: Broken Mirror
Play Flash Trek as the evil mirror universe Federation!

CLASSICS
Physics Invaders
Space Invaders is pretty hard when you have to deal with real world physics!
Mega Man vs. Metroid
A cosmic something lands Mega Man in the Metroid universe!
Tetrix
Can you play a good game of Tetris... in the THIRD DIMENSION!?
Pac-Man
Still the king, baby.
FL Tron 2.0
Hot chick on the light bikes.  How cool could this NOT be?
Ball of Madness
Did you love Marble Madness when you were a kid?  This is the next best thing!
Pac-Xon
Pac-Man stars in this remake of a classic arcade game that I cannot remember the name of.  Fun game!
Rock Paper Scissors
Sure, you've played this game before... but have you ever played it with 25 variations?  Liar!
Frogger
Another of the old codgers of the gaming world worms its way to slightlywarped.com!
Donkey Kong
An incredible recreation of the classic arcade game!  You'll swear it's 1984 all over again!
Battle Pong
Old school pong with a New School twist.
The Legend of Zelda: Seeds of Darkness
A very well-made unofficial Link adventure.
Mario Starcatcher
Capture coins and stars in various levels in this puzzle game.
Mega Man: Project X
Play this flash emulation of the classic NES console game!
League Bowling
Go bowling in this remake of this classic console game!
Battleships
Now you can play with yourself all you want in this recreation of the classic game!
Missile Strike
Another classic arcade game gets a flash update!  Check it out!
Simon
It's the flash re-creation of a classic game of days gone by!  Ah, the memories!
Bubble Pop
This could very well be the greatest flash game in the history of the internet.
Tic Tac Toe Levels
Think you can master tic tac toe in 3-D?  Try it and see!
Q*Beart
All of the fun of the old Q-Bert game, only this time with Bears!
Alien Hunter
Here's one for you perverted lovers of anime.  A hot chick kills aliens in a Space Invaders variation!
Outpost Deadlaw
It's like Galaga... only different.
Track and Field
It's just like the old-fashioned Nintendo game!
Ultimate Flash Sonic
It's Sonic in flash!  Kickass!
Asteroids
The classic game gets a 21st century update!!
Duck Hunt
The classic NES game makes its way to The Arcade... with some special modifications.

SPORTS/RACING GAMES
In the Crib
Join Rob and Big Black as they skate and fight their way through the streets of LA.
Apple Shooter
Shoot the apple off your friend's head without killing him!
Dolphin Olympics
Swim, jump, and school other fish to gain big points!
Office Mini-Golf
Those of you with cubicles will understand this very well.
Pitch Hitter
Hit a baseball through a series of challenges!
Cat with Bow Golf
The strangest, most original, and oddly cute golf game I have ever seen.
Crazy Pool
Pool of a different sort of animal.  Now, you have to knock like-colored balls together!
Bow Man
Take your bow and kill the other guy by figuring out just the right angle and power.
Mani Golf
As a golfing ant, can you sink the ball in an underground course?
Mini-Putt
Can you beat your high score?
Mini-Putt II
Another challenging course to sink your balls into.
Mini-Putt III
The latest official sequel to mini-putt.  Probably the best one yet!
Super Fishing
Catch as many fish as you can, but avoid lightning and crap in the water!
Trampoline
Show off by performing stunts, flips, and all that crap.
Blast Billiards
Sink all the balls before they blow yours to kingdom come!
Trick Blast Billiards
Can you sink all of the balls in this new game before they blow you up?
Lightning Break
Play pool in this skill game!
Aggressive Alpine Skiing
One of those games that is so cute, you just want to puke rainbows.
Disc Golf
A flash game recreating a new outdoor sport! Exercise looses again!
Puppy Curling
For those of you who want to include your best friend in your gaming activities.
The Mile High Club
Golf way up in the air.  Don't loose your balls!
Island Cruising
How fast can you be in a bouncy boat that you can't really steer that well?  Oh, and a monkey is driving.

SKILL/STRATEGY GAMES
Phage Wars
Battle deadly viruses to become the deadliest mother around!
Effing Hail
Control the weather and destroy civilization with hailstones!
Flight of the Hamsters
Fulfill every toddler's dream of throwing a hamster as far as you can.
Copy Cat
Copy a work of art the best you can using different stencils.  A real brain teaser!
Bridgecraft
Use your skill to build sturdy bridges to escape a sinking island.
Cover Orange
Save your orange from a spiky rain shower! 
Shopping Street
Build your corporate empire one customer at a time!
Demolition City
If you've ever wanted to blow up a building, this is your chance but be careful where you put that TNT!
Ninja Glove
Mercy!  This game is brutal!
Music Catch 2
The musical skill game is back with more music and more challenges!
Evacuation
Save your ship from aliens by venting them into space without killing your crew!  Links to outside site!
Throw Me
How far can you throw this weird balloon alien thing?
Splitter
Using a knife and common sense, can you solve the puzzles?
Buried Alive
Figure your way out of a hole before you get squished!
Distopix
This game is like playing with my bratty brother.  Once you start to win, it changes the rules!
Skill Stack
Timing and a good eye is the key.  It takes skills to keep this stack going!
Factory Balls
Your balls must be made just right or they will be rejected!  This is harder than you think!
Pound Ice
Make your man punch at just the right time or you turn into cold road kill.
Arctic Quest 2
Strategically place shapes inside a larger puzzle.  Like Tetris, only evil.
Pandemic 2
Design a disease to kill every human on the face of the planet!
Temple Guardian 2
Build your army, defend your temple in this very Warcraft-esque flash game.
Nanotube
A simple game of catch which gets horribly, horribly evil the more levels you beat.
Music Catch
Beautiful and addicting; use your skill to catch the musical notes while avoiding the dreaded red notes.
Grid 16
Can you play 16 games at once?  See if your brain can keep us as the pace is quickened!
Nanaca Crash
hit some guy with your bike and see how far he'll fly.
Plague of Kittens
Save the falling kitties... or don't.
Filler
Fill 2/3rds of the screen without getting hit in the balls.
Virus
Infect your host with skill and cunning.
Blast-O-Matic
Random controls help you shoot farther.
Click Maze 2
Click your way through this cursor golf course.
Ball Revamped
Control your balls and send them to the goal!
Rings and Sticks
Can you grow a tree and catch all the rings in this puzzle game?
Elite Base Jump
Be the last to make it to the ground safely!  Not as easy as you think!
Mass Attack
Add weight to scales to balance them out.  Not as easy as you think!
Mad Virus
If you were a virus, how quickly could you multiply?
Hexiom
Solve problematic problems of proximity!
Flash Piper
Create paths and... uh... do something constructive!
Save the Dog
Prevent some asshole from launching your girlfriend into space!
Up Beat
Like Dance Dance Revolution?  Get ready to play it on your keyboard!
Mortaniod
A scary and dark version of breakout.  Fun and terrifying too!
Balance
Another cool and inventive puzzle game of trial and error.
Add Like Mad
How good are your math skills?  Try them out in this intense game of mental mathematics!
Alchemy
An entertaining and infuriating brain teaser!
Qwerty Warriors
Are you a good typist?  Are your spelling skills enough to bet your life on?
Gems
Mix, match, and conquer!  All the fun of bejeweled with none of the bullshit of Yahoo Games!
Touch
Touch the green squares while avoiding the red squares.  Starts simple, but gets really hard really quick!
Chain Reaction Game
Try and trigger a gigantic chain reaction.  Can you beat my high score of 2158?
Poom
A 3-D game of skill that tests your depth perception and concentration!
Kaboom!
Some jackass is throwing bombs at you, so you have to bounce them out of the way!
Parking Perfection
A simple and yet infuriating game of parking a car without hitting anything!
Proximity
A game of wit and skill.  Don't worry, I'm sure you'll muddle through somehow.
Tiger Moth
Stop the lizard from shorting out the power by hitting light bulbs!
Tontie
How good are your hand-eye coordination skills?  Let Tontie put you to the test!
Gold Miner
Try and dig up as much gold as you can before the timer hits zero!
Reel Gold
Similar to Gold Miner, only this time the rules and controls are different. Can you master this one too?
Fishy
You're a little fish in a big pond.  Eat, but don't get eaten!
Tower Blaster
Build your tower stronger and more sturdy and then blast the Vikings before they do it to you!
Splash Back
This is cool strategy game along the lines of Tetris and Bejeweled... only a bit harder.
UberBreakout
Breakout in a sphere!  Gnarly!
Sobics
A disgustingly cute form of breakout.  It will make you puke cotton candy.
Reaktor
Stop a planet's power core from exploding in a new neat version of breakout!
Save Them Goldfish!
Your roommate is trying to cook your beloved goldfish and it's up to you to save them!  Durrrrrr!
Dottie
How talented are you with your mouse?  Keep your dot off the walls while navigating a maze!
Falafel King
Make Falafels as fast as you can before the customers get mad and kick your ass.
Widdlesti
Navigate your little stick through this inventive puzzle game.
Magnetism
Keep your balls from being busted by magnets in this puzzle game.
Break It
One of those old break out games that we all know and love... with a twist!
Plastic Ball
A new and hellacool take on Breakout!
The Classroom
Cheat your way though high school!
The Classroom 2
Cheat your way through college!
Shoplifter
A lot like The Classroom, only now you're stealing stuff from the store.
Gravity Ball
Bounce your ball through some challenging levels!
Looser
Hit the bastardly red ball as many times as you can!

ADVENTURE
Super Mario Crossover
Play Mario Brothers as any number of classic Nintendo characters!
Manifold
You're a bug trying to escape a labyrinth with the use of gravitational anomalies.
Canabalt
Make a harrowing rooftop escape by jumping, dodging, and more jumping!
Treasure Seas Inc.
Pilot your submarine into the ocean for booty, but watch out for those sharks!
City Smasher
Play the part of a giant mutant freak and make a poor inspecting city suffer your wrath.
Mad Monday
You're commuting to work and you loose it!  Kill everyone on the road!
Super Obama World
Play as our new president as he treks through Alaska!  Watch out for that Bridge to Nowhere!  Links to outside site!
Go Go Plant
The first and, as far as I know, only game with a heroic potted plant.
Chronotron
You're a time-traveling robot on a quest to fix your time machine and your only help is... yourself!
The Unfair Platformer
The hardest and most frustrating game you'll ever played.
Super Chuck Norris Land
At last, a Chuck Norris video game!
Super Mario Flash
Probably the best flash version of Super Mario I've ever played.  Give it a go!
Bullet Bill
Play as that bastardly bullet on his way to kill Mario.  It's so fun to be evil!
Demonic Goat
Take the role of a fire-breathing bat-winged goat on a mission to destroy all sheep!
Fly Girl
Run around a bar stealing drinks, but be careful!  Don't let the guys grind against you!
Mr. Fox
Guide Mr. Fox through this imaginative side-scrolling game.
Divine Intervention
You're a priest fighting demons... with a heavenly handgun!  Awesome death scenes.
Indiana Jones
A maze-game starring everyone's favorite archeologist.  It even has a Star Wars level!
Soap Bubble
As a fragile little bubble, make your way through a scary and dangerous cavern without popping.
Polar Rescue
You're a brave little penguin fighting evil at the South Pole!
The Black Knight
Collect taxes from the lowly peasants by beating them with a club!
Double Wires
Think you can do Spider-Man's job better than he can?  It's not easy!
3-D Missile Game
Can you keep your missile alive long enough to reach your target?
Hyper-Sphere
Take your balls and keep them from getting busted.
Blockerz
Guide your block safely into a hole.  Harder than what is sounds!
Distraction
Looks simple... Just how challenging can this game be?
Gyroball
Remember Marble Madness?  Well, unless you buy an old NES this the closest thing to playing it!
Rigellian Hot Shots
Guide your fireball to the bottom of the alien pit!  Avoid obstacles.
Bubbles
Ever blow bubbles as a kid?  Well, he's back in town and wants your phone number.
Super Monkey Poop Fight
All you have are your wits and your poop.
Wipedown
You're a drop of handy dandy cleaner out to destroy germs and a giant tapeworm.
N-Game
My new favorite flash game.  Run and jump away from all kinds of lethal crap.
Penguin Panic
Poor defenselessly stupid penguins have gotten stranded on an iceberg and only you can save them!
The Batman
Fight the Penguin in this game - the only good thing that's resulted from that ass-awful cartoon.
Ant City
You've got a big magnifying glass, there's a a lot of people below you, and the sun is shining.  Fun!
 

CARD/CASINO GAMES
Necronomicon
A very fun and very addictive card game.
Zilch!
A game of dice and luck!  How far will you go to win?  Will you risk it all?
Texas Hold 'Em
The classic game except you don't loose your mortgage and college fund.  You know who I'm talking about.
RSVP
Seat dinner guests in such a way that all are happy.  Not as easy as you think!
Speed
You gots to be quick in this card game!
Ultimate Blackjack
 Just like that great Las Vegas card game that I could quit any time if I wanted.

UNCOOTH GAMES
Pootris
Help this poor man flush the potty before his bowels explode!
Chain of Fire
Complete levels by burning innocent people alive.  What fun!
Damn Birds
Play as a park statue who is sick and tired of being poo'ed on all day.
Nuclear Eagle
You're a mutant bird and you have hungry mutant mouths to feed.
Hide the Fart
You're gassy and out in public.  How will you cut the cheese without embarrassment?
Barb-Jump
Has The Arcade hit a new low with a jump rope game or have we just gotten more sadistic?
Freefall Girl
There's no game here.  Just a complete and total waste of time.
Short Bus Rampage
Run over as many kids as you can before the cops show up.  Fun.
Kitten Cannon
So horribly and cruelly entertaining...
Cat-a-Pult
I don't really hate cats, but it's always been my dream to get an angry letter from PETA.
Cokehead
Snort your way to the White House.  Warning: Not for Kids!
Grand Theft Auto: Urban Jihad
Set and blow up car bombs.
Excite Bike: Trouble on the Tracks
It's like classic NES Excite Bike... only with carnage!
USS Enterprise 1701-D
Make your way around the Enterprise and try not to die. Warning: Not for Kids!
USS Enterprise Two
Score with Counselor Troi while avoiding dangerous Ewoks and Riker! Warning: Not for Kids!