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One day a blonde was tired of everyone calling her dumb so she decided to hang herself.
So she went into the woods and hung herself on a tree. Two guys passed by and saw her hanging from her wrists and they asked her "Why are you hanging from your wrists?" and she said...
"I tried to hang myself by me neck but I couldn't breath."
QUICK JOKE II
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the
morning.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says
his wife. So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens
the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the
homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there." slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push??" "No, get
lost, it's half past three. I was in bed." says the man and slams the
door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says
"Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down
in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter
and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What
would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"
"But the guy was drunk." says the husband.
"It doesn't matter." says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be
the right thing to do."
So the husband out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He
opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he
shouts: "Hey, do you still want a push??" and he hears a voice cry out
"Yeah please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing.""
QUICK JOKE III
A young couple are on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting
there, the girl said to the guy that she has a confession to make: the
reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat-chested.
If he wishes to cancel the wedding, it's okay with her. The guy thought
about it for a while, and said he does not mind she is flat, and sex is
not the most important thing in a marriage.
Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he
also wants to make a confession; he said below his waist, it is just
like a baby. If the girl wants to cancel the marriage, its okay with
him. The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does not
mind, and she also believed there are other things far more important
than sex in a marriage.
They were happy that they are honest with each other. They went on to
Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her
clothes, she was flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his
clothes. One glance at the guy's naked body, the girl fainted and fell
to the floor.
After she became conscious the guy asked: "I told you before we got
married, why did you still faint?"
The girl said: "You told me it was just like a baby".
The guy replied: "Yes, 8 pounds and 21 inches"
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Dear Dana,
Indeed ghosts are scary. You know what else is scary? Dying alone.
Love,
Donner
BELIEVE IT OR LEAVE IT
All right, I finally did it. After months and months of saying I would, I took that bold step foreword and acted on a dream that I've had for a very long time. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I finally visited the Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum and the Palace of Wax.
This is the wild life I lead. Try and keep up.
Seriously, though, this kind of weird shit intrigues me and I had a good time when I went with a school trip back in in the day, so I thought what the hell? Make a go of it again and have a good time.
Truth
is, I had a great time. Where else in the world can you stand on
the bridge of the Enterprise, sit next to Oprah, and then give the
finger to Dubya? It's one of those experiences that you do out of
curiosity, revel in during the moment, and then feel completely ashamed
of afterwards... sort of like that homosexual phase I went through.
The best part of the wax museum is that they have this huge wing devoted to horror and disturbing things. I'm not saying THAT'S the best part, no my friends, the best part is that they have an inconspicuous window you can put your face in, act like you're a lifeless wax head, and then scare the absolute bubbling shit out of people who walk by. I made a ten year old girl cry. I've never been more proud.
The Believe it or Not Museum is actually a pretty severe disappointment. Lots of weirdness to be sure, but it feels short and cheap. You'd think they could have put more oddities in there what with it being in Texas and everything.
Meh. I had a good time. It's not exactly something I would buy season passes for, but I had a good time anyway.
AMERICAN IDOL RECAP
Blake Lewis – “Mack
the Knife”
Vanilla, safe, and rather boring. It wasn't terrible and was
someone pleasant to listen to, but I've come to expect more from this
pretty-boy and he's gone two weeks without beat-boxing. Dammit,
I'm getting bored with you Blake! Come back!
Phil Mistakey – “Night and Day”
What is it about Phil and some notes? I swear, he hits certain
notes and he sounds like a cross between Cher and a cow on the way to
slaughter. A very rough and weird beginning, but he recovered
nicely and made hid performance work. However, I see great trouble
for him in the elimination show.
Melinda Doolittle – “I've Got No Rhythm”
I'll say it again... why are they even bothering having a competition
this year? Just give Melinda the prize and show re-runs of Married
with Children instead. It's such a runaway it's not even funny.
None of the other singers are in Melinda's ballpark, hell... they aren't
even on the same planet.
Piss Bitcherson – “I Don't Get Around Much Anymore”
I hate this guy. I heard someone refer to him as "Justin
Timber-fake" and I like it and therefore will co-opt it as my own
nickname for him. As for this week, I must be feeling charitable
because I actually liked it despite the nasal notes.
Jordin Sparks – “On a Clear Day”
Jordin has become somewhat of a dark horse, hasn't she? Incredible
voice, great performance, and she made an old song feel new again.
Terrific.
Gina Glocksen – “Smile”
I enjoyed seeing this softer and sweeter side of Gina and will go on to
say that this is probably one of the best performances she has done.
The vocals were, as Paula slurred, flawless. I hope Gine takes
this as comfort because she's about to be eclipsed by the other more
popular singers.
Vagina Makalar – “Cheek to Cheek”
I will hand this to Vagina, yeah he sucks and is probably the single
worst American Idol finalist in the history of the show, but he sure
does know how to wrap an audience around his finger. The
performance was weird and out of tune, but even I couldn't help but
smile as this sideshow freak strutted his stuff on stage.
Helly Scarnato – “Ain't Misbehaving”
Usually, Helly is bland, bad, and forgettable and this week she is bad
and bland, but at least she had fun with the song and you can't exactly
call her forgettable. You can still call her bland and bad,
though.
LaKisha Jones - "Stormy Weather"
And with this, LaKisha is back. She picked the perfect song, she
had awesome vocals, and a third unnecessary compliment.
Great
Melinda DoLittle
LaKisha Jones
Jordin Sparks
Good
Gina Glocksen
Piss Bitcherson
Blake Lewis
Bad
Helly Scarnato
Phil Mistakey
Horrible
Vagina Makalar
Who should go home. Big surprise here: Vagina Makalar.
Who will go home. It's a toss-up between Phil and Stacy, but when
I watched the recap again... Phil is going bye-bye.
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Why don't blind men go bungee jumping?
- It scares the shit out of their dogs.
QUICK JOKE II
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for
some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her,
placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you
were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her!"
QUICK JOKE III
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip. Upon
arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visa application. The border
official look s over his shoulder, and sees the tourist trying to write
'Twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX'.
The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this
question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'."
"Doesn't matter to me," the tourist answers."
QUICK JOKE IV
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and
started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road. His attention was
diverted to a man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with
profound intensity, and kept repeating, "Why did you die? Why did
you die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't want to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of hurt and pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? Your Child? A parent? Who, may I ask, lies in that grave?"
The mourner answered, "My wife's first husband! ... Why did you die? Why did you die?"
QUICK JOKE V
A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
"What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I'll never understand women," he replied. "I was riding up in an
escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt
was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned
around and punched me in the eye!"
"I can certainly appreciate that," said the wife, "But how did you get
the second black eye?"
"Well, I figured she liked it that way," said the husband, "So I pushed
it back in."
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Dear Justin,
Well, Justin, while I am not a girl and don't really want to chat, I can assure you that slightlywarped.com is the perfect place to meet women. What, with our large supply of science fiction satire, superhero parodies, and collection of ghost photos, we...
Actually, you're fucked. Sorry.
Love,
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EASTER SNOW
So talk about an unusual Easter weekend, let me tell you about mine.
We go out to a cabin on the lake in West Texas situated on Lake Colorado City. I pack shorts, T-Shirt, and sandals anticipating a nice weekend lounging around and doing next to nothing.
We spend the night there, get up the next morning, and we’re in a snowstorm. How the HELL does a blizzard happen in West Texas in the middle of April? My dad used it as an example of why there’s no such thing as global warming. Conservative fucktard.
Anyway, I’m not going to spend time writing about it, but rather just share this video I took with my cell phone (I have better stuff on my phone, but they’re too big to send via e-mail and I don’t have the stuff to connect the phone to the computer). Some stuff you’ve just got to share.
And yes, I realize how very gay I sound.
AMERICAN IDOL RECAP
Melinda Doolittle – “Sway”
I love this woman, she is still leagues and lightyears beyond any of the others on the show, but I feel that in this performance (which is one of my favorite songs, by the way) she came off as a little too old and mature. I’m not saying that there’s anything wrong with that, but in a contest where someone like Vagina Makalar gets voted through every week because he’s dreamy and girl-like and who cares that he can’t sing worth a shit? I’m afraid that AI’s target audience will be bored. I myself found it tedious and dull. Wasn’t wowed by it in the least bit. Perhaps I’m being rough on her, but I’ve just come to expect more from her.
LaKisha Jones – “Conga Beat”
Again, I wasn’t blown away by this performance but I did enjoy it. It was a latin song with a bit of LaKisha’s soul and, yes, it did sound weird and off, but I did enjoy it. I would have liked to have seen LaKisha cut loose and really take ownership of the song, but all in all not bad. You can actually see that a lot of these singers are way out of their comfort zones tonight.
Piss “Timber-fake” Bitcherson – “Smooth”
Wow… I’ve never been a fan of Timber-fake, but this was just awful. From the beginning he tripped up and then never recovered. In addition to ruining and trying to boy-bandify a really awesome song, he single-handedly returned the complete suck to American Idol even when Vagina was starting to improve. This was awful, it was out of tune, it was pitchy, and it should be his last performance of the show. Are the judges deaf? Did they actually like this pile of manure? It wasn’t sexy, it was nasally, it was just really, really bad! No more Timber-fake!
Helly Scarnato – “Turn the Beat Around”
What a shock. It seems like every week this attention whore’s skirt gets shorter and shorter. I’ve been saying for a while that Helly is a pathetic contestant milking her sex appeal for all she can and hoping like hell that it masks the fact that she can’t sing, but this week my mind hasn’t changed. She was so bad that she actually made her background singers sound out of tune. She tried to be fun, but she was just bad. Her singing was out of tune, off kilter, and almost repulsive in a way. Hated it and, girl? Your makeup makes you look like a prostitute.
Phil Mistakey – “Maria Maria”
Not terrible, but again very boring and forgettable and as unpopular as Phil has been as of late, that could be a bad combination for him. I enjoy him when he hits high notes and I think that if he stayed there he would do fine, but I was very put off by it. What an awful theme show. Tonight is about to put me in a coma.
Jordin Sparks – “The Rhythm is Gonna Get You”
Finally, someone brings it tonight. Jordin is quickly becoming a contender and I do mean a serious contender. With time, she could prove to be the upset in this competition. I enjoyed this performance a whole heck of a lot.
Blake Lewis – “I Need to Know”
Just when I think that the night is a wash, Blake comes out (on stage) and rocks the place. I don’t think that the song was quite as hot as it should have been, but Blake is an entertainer and a fun one at that. He works well with what he chooses and, best of all, he doesn’t try to boy bandify the damn song. If any guy has a chance in hell of winning this year, it’s him.
Vagina Makalar – “Beseme Mucho”
I’ve got to hand it to Vagina, the guy is a chameleon and perhaps that’s part of his indescribable appeal. You never quite know what this little freak is going to look like week to week. I mean, for goodness sake, he actually looked Latin this week! It’s amazing. Does he suck? Mucho. Can he hold a note? No, senior. Does he deserve to be in this competition? Aye carumba! Uh-uh. Was it the worst performance? Uh… actually no. I’ve said that Vagina seems to be improving every week and, he has gone from horrible to just plain bad. Who knows… given time perhaps he might actually become the best singer on American Idol (if the contest lasts until 2019 that is).
Great
Jordin Sparks – “The Rhythm is Gonna Get
You”
Blake Lewis – “I Need to Know”
Good
LaKisha Jones – “Conga Beat”
Melinda Doolittle – “Sway”
Bad
Phil Mistakey – “Maria Maria”
Vagina Makalar – “Beseme Mucho”
Horrible
Helly Scarnato – “Turn the Beat Around”
Piss “Timber-fake” Bitcherson – “Smooth”
Who should go home: For once, I’m going with someone new: Piss “Timber-fake” Bitcherson. Worst performance of the night, worst performance of the show in a long time.
Who will go home: This is a little
more uncertain. Piss was worst, Helly was a close second but as for
their go home-ability, it’s a toss up. Eh… given that Timber-fake has
that boy band shit going for him that all the little girls seem to go
ga-ga over, I’ll just say that this is finally Helly’s week to go
away and never return. Bye-bye Slutty McPoopypants.
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Wednesday April 10, 2007
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QUICK JOKE
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Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for
back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The
woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite
stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the
officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
owner
Older Woman: Bet the lyin' bastard told you I was speeding, too..
QUICK JOKE II
A guy goes into the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "OK. I can hire you right now. The hours
are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00
A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in
for that."
QUICK JOKE III
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so PLEASE
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were." You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.""
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Dear greer8ikt,
At least your letter makes more sense than the research papers I just got through grading.
Love,
Donner
IMUS
God forbid the day that I come to Don Imus' side, but here it is. This whole incident about him calling the Rutger's team "nappy headed ho's?" It's overblown and stupid.
Don Imus is a shock jock that means, ladies and gentlemen, that his job is to get on national radio and say offensive and shocking things. He's not a school teacher, he's not a church deacon, and he'd not an elected official! I don't know if you've watched an episode of South Park, Drawn Together, or Family Guy here lately, but dammit... saying mildly racist things is a way of being shocking. Don't fucking fire the man because he was doing his job!
Secondly, you want to fire Imus for saying "nappy headed ho's?" That's just great. The self-appointed presidents of all black people, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, need to go after hip hop and rappers next. Get on them for calling black women bitches and ho's. Get on them for degrading and defaming black women. Or is it okay to defame and degrade if you're a black guy? If you're a white guy and you say something offensive to someone of color, apparently your first amendment rights mean shit... but if you're a black guy you've got free reign to use any and all racial and sexist slurs you want. If Jesse and Al want to be true leaders, let's see a little equality in the people they go after.
Thirdly, if Al and Jesse truly want to be the pantheon of righteousness that their moniker of "reverend" lends itself to, why isn't Imus' apology enough? Why do they continue to crusade and bitch when he's already said that he's sorry... and the people he's apologized to have accepted it and forgive him. Why is it such a big fucking deal anymore? They are flogging this thing for their own agenda. Nothing more.
Fourthly, CBS needs to cut the shit about them firing Imus because they objected to his show. He's only been offending people for thirty years now, don't stand up and shout out, "We're not going to take this anymore" on moral grounds. You fired him because you wanted to placate sponsors. If the sponsors didn't want to leave, you wouldn't have done a thing and you fucking well know it. Don't give me this "moral grounds" shit. You're CBS and you HAVE no moral grounds.
I'm no fan of Don Imus. I think him and other shock jocks are stupid, but I know a witch-hunt when I see one, I can smell when some morally uptight group wants to curb free speech because they don't like what's being said, and I can taste the racism in this whole debacle.
That's right, kids, racism. It's never been exclusively a white thing and when one group claims that another can't say something about them that they don't like while allowing others in their own group free reign to say worse things, it's goddamned racist.
Sorry, kids, but hearing shit you don't like to hear is one of the prices we pay for living in a society that has the glorious freedom of the First Amendment. If you don't like it, move to another country and stop trying to take this precious freedom from everyone else.
And Imus... when you get on Sirrius or XM, don't you fucking puss out. You know you're wanting to say this shit too and I expect you to follow through!
AMERICAN IDOL RECAP
Phil Mistakey
Another surprising turn for Phil as he picks a great song and nails it. I mean he fucking nailed it. No doubt about it, children, country is Phil's domain and if he didn't know it before, he sure as hell should know it now.
Jordin Sparks
Dizzam! Another home run power ballad and probably the best performance she's done all season. I've always beleived that Jordin might be the upset winner in this competition and after tonight, I'm almost ready to called Melinda the upset winner. Bravo, baby. Bravo. Please pick your pelvis up off the stage when you leave.
Vagina Makalar
All I can say is that it's about goddamned time that Simon grew a nutsack and slammed both Sanjaya and all the idiots who keep voting him through every week. As usual, this performance was terrible, pitchy, and all around ridiculous. In the American Idol circus, Sanjaya is the freakshow and I can only pray that this is the final week we see this flaming idiot boy.
LaKisha Jones
Ouch. LaKisha's always been one of my favorites, but I'm afraid that this performance might have cost her dearly. Not only was it a bad choice for her, but she was practically screaming the final bars of it and not in a good way. Worst LaKisha performance of the season.
Piss "Timberfake" Bitcherson
And, amazingly, we have the worst of the show. Nasally, pitchy, and boy-bandish (and to boy bandify Rascal Flatts is a feat in of itself). His comment to Simon that the performance was "supposed to be nasally" and that being nasal is just another style of singing was the icing on the cake of ridiculousness. No, Timber-fake, being nasal is not another style of singing. Saying that it being nasal is another form of singing is like saying that crashing is just another form of landing. His egotistical and stuck up smug response and the hollow shout out to Virginia Tech that followed lost him some serious personality points with me. It's time to vote this smug little shithead off now!
Melinda Doolittle
Spot on perfect. I love this girl, I love her singing and once all of the festering crap gets voted out of this show it's going to be a hell of a showdown between her and the other worthy talents. I am glad that Simon called her on acting shocked when she got a compliment because it was starting to wear thin.
Blake Lewis
Another perfect song choice. I loved it. This is the only guy in the competition who has been consistent and delivered a broad variety of ranges. He's the dark horse on the American Idol stage and I would not be completely shocked if he went on to win it.
Great
Jordin Sparks
Melinda DooLittle
Blake Lewis
Good
Phil Mistakey
Bad
LaKisha Jones
Horrible
Vagina Makalar
Piss “Timber-fake” Bitcherson
Bottom Three: Phil, LaKisha, and Piss Bitchardson. Vagina deserves to be in there, but I doubt this will be his week.
Who should go home: Timber-fake. Awful performance from beginning to end, sad excuses for sucking when the judges called him out, and a pathetic grab for vote referencing the Virginia Tech shootings. What an asshole.
Who will go home: I have a gut
feeling that it's Phil's week to be let go. He was great this
week, did a good job, and deserves to stay in, but he was eclipsed by
almost everyone else and I don't think he has the fan base to sustain
himself. If not Phil, I have the sinking feeling that LaKisha will
be the one to leave. Bottom line, I'm still pulling for that smug
little Timber-fake to be the one with Seacreast's boot print on his
butt.
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