What may look like innocent merchandising has a darker and more serious side. Say hello, everyone, to the Spongebob Squarepants thermometer. On the box it reads, "Take temperature by oral, underarm, (auxiliary), or rectal method." Rectal method? You mean I am supposed to shove Spongebob up my kid's pooter?
That's right... it's The Spongebob Squarepants Rectal Thermometer.
Bend over, kiddies!