ANCIENT DILDO

Archaeologists in Sweden have discovered something strange and suspicious carved out of a deer antler.  They believe that this object, a measly 4 inches long, is the earliest known dildo... or at least the most uncomfortable.  This fossilized phallus is estimated to be between 6,000 and 8,000 years old.

Not all of the scientists who have studied this rock hard Jurassic Cock are jumping on the dildo theory.  One scientists, Gran Gruber, points out that the prehistoric penis might have actually been used to chip pieces of flint.

Still, one can't help but wonder where this little fella has been!

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