THE CRACK IN SPACE
NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope has photographed a strange object located about 11,000 light-years away in the constellation Sagittarius. NASA says that the formation is actually the core of a thick, sooty cloud large enough to swallow dozens of solar systems.
We are not fooled. We know the truth.
The truth is, we're fucked.
"Chill out, bitches, I got this."