The Worst People Ever

People like this are why aliens will never visit us.

Secrets of Retail

There are some very powerful businesses that don't want you to hear the secrets on this page. Don't answer that knock at the door... it's probably them.

Ghosts of Christmas Presents Past

Here's a collection of gifts you might have wanted a few decades ago... unless you're a kid now and, if you are, face it... you're too soft for what we had, kid.

The Elf on the Shelf is Evil

This evil little bastard is running amok in households all over the world. You'd better arm yourself with a flyswatter and some raid!

Pets are Dicks: Holiday Edition

You feed them, love them and give your heart to them and how do they repay you? By destroying Christmas!

How to Christmas

Can't understand the Christmas cheer? We're here to remind you of the reason for the season... presents!

The Worst Christmas Gifts Ever

You should always be grateful for what you receive from others, but sometimes you really should just slap the shit out of the gift-giver.

Amazing Holiday Gift Ideas

What do you give to the person who has everything? Here's a clue...

That Ain't Right

What do you give to the person who has everything? Here's a clue...

Internet Philosophers

They say everyone on the internet is a critic, but there are a lot more artists and philosophers out there... they're just a little... different is all.