Skinless shows us the underappreciated contribution that Evil Kitty made to the movie, Pulp Fiction.  Angered by Quentin Tarantino's lack of praise, Evil Kitty broke Kill Bill in half.

Troll King tells us that George Lucas was afraid of the backlash from his original ending of The Empire Strikes Back where Darth Vader was revealed to be Evil Kitty and quickly rewrote the scene to reveal that Darth was Luke's father instead.  Evil Kitty did not know of this change until the premiere and was so surprised by the twist that she praised George Lucas for his skill.  Later, she wrote Howard the Duck for him which became a gigantic flop and George Lucas learned a valuable lesson about Christmas. 

Bubbles elaborates on the story saying that George Lucas was so afraid of Evil Kitty that he asked the feline to play Luke's father in Return of the Jedi.  Evil Kitty agreed however, when the unmasking scene came around, Mark Hamil was so terrified of Evil Kitty that he peed his pants and screamed for three weeks.  Evil Kitty was replaced and took her revenge on Mark Hamil by murdering his career.

Evil Kitty has been known to flock in great numbers.  Once, in the Northeastern United States, a flock of Evil Kitty descended on a small town and terrorized the population.  Alfred Hitchcock adapted the event into a movie, but replaced Evil Kitty with birds so not to make the movie too frightening.  This picture was sent in by bfkiller who is not afraid of any bird with the exception of Big Bird.

Bmoviebuff brings us this rare promo sheet for the untitled movie starring Evil Kitty and Chuck Norris.  When the script was given to director Roman Polanski, he decreed that Chuck Norris and Evil Kitty should never be allowed to fight as the resulting energy released would surely shatter the earth and explode the sun.  Evil Kitty and Chuck Norris agreed to end the movie.  Chuck Norris starred in Sidekicks instead and Evil Kitty murdered Roman Polanski's wife for his impudence.