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Moonite shows us that Evil Kitty is always a
revolutionary, never a politician.

Paradyne tells us that Evil Kitty had a short stint
as the Balrog of the Mines of Moria. She left this position after
three weeks saying that the costume of fire was too fruity.

Evil Kitty tried to wink in this shot submitted by
mooninite, but the photographer took the picture too early. Evil
Kitty shot the photographer for his incompetence and then let his prisoner
go... not out of the kindness of her heart, but rather so that she could
follow him home and kill his family too.

As you can see here, Evil Kitty does not tolerate
anyone playing in her litterbox. This picture was snapped by JRSly a
second before he lost his only son.

One might think that this picture shows Evil Kitty
giving the signs of victory but Donner reveals to us that this is actually
Evil Kitty commanding mass vivisections on the public.
 
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