Cunning Linguist shows us the sad final addition of Fritz the Cat which featured eight pages of Fritz screaming over a severed hand.

In Crank: High Voltage, Chav Chelios needs something with a little more power to keep alive; a raw unsurging supply of pure hate.  Unfortunately, one hour after the operation, Evil Kitty exploded from his chest, disrupting an entire dace recital and killing fifty.

Wingman W. shows us something shocking.  But what does Evil Kitty think about when googling herself?  What else?  Burning things!

According to Death Proof, the original version of C.H.U.D. is banned in every country on Earth except for Libya where it is used to execute the most vile of prisoners by causing their eyes to explode from sheer terror.

Unknowingly doing some good in her life, Evil Kitty stopped the tank advance in Tiananmen Square by taking a nap in the road.  According to Death Proof, she was shot at but it only made her mad.

Evil Kitty is never one to pass up a free meal.  Death Proof is totally going to hell over this.

Dinosss-go-rarr demonstrates how the Jedi could have survived the purge which is really silly since you consider Evil Kitty would not only be a Sith Lord, but actually THE Sith Lord.

Death Proof shows us that Evil Kitty is not racist, she hates everyone equally.

29thcleric shows us this rare campaign poster.  Evil Kitty only ran in one state: South Nevada.  She lost... which is why there is no South Nevada anymore.

Originally, Stephen Spielberg's masterpiece was about a cat lurking in the ocean.  When shown to a test audience, it scared them so badly that they not only refused to enter the water again, but also refused to get anywhere near water, including the bath and shower.  We now know these people as The French.  Evidence provided by Death Proof.

When Evil Kitty was cast as Robocop, not only did she eliminate all crime, but also the Tasmanian Tiger.  Evidence Provided by Death Proof.

According to Death Proof, Evil Kitty was originally signed on to produce the soundtrack to Into the Wild.  The problem was, once it was played, the sinister songs prompted Christopher McCandles to eat poison berries and die which, while tragic, did lead to a more interesting movie.

Death Proof shows us this picture from Evil Kitty's brief period as a bounty hunter.  Her response of "kiss my ass" to the command "no disintegrations" led to her disbarment.

Evil Kitty Carlisle, get it?  Evidence provided by Cunning Linguist.

Death Proof shows us this shocking ending to Planet of the Kitties, an ultra-violent science fiction film which gave Charleton Heston Alzheimer's.

There was a point during the Battle of Hoth when the Rebels knew that the battle was lost.  Death Proof shows us this moment.