This special edition of Raiders of the Lost Ark is so evil and horrifying that it is currently locked in a vault and will some day be used against our enemies as a doomsday weapon. 

By shiftyjedi.  A misnomer: it's actually just "Miss Evil Kitty" as Evil Kitty has not found a husband that can survive her.

Evil Kitty was the original Darth Vader, explains Robbie H..  Unfortunately, she had to be fired because not only did she destroy the Rebel Alliance three minutes into the movie, but also the Ewoks, Hutts, Klingons, Cylons, and Care Bears.

Mike B. shows us this lineup.  Futile since you never actually see Evil Kitty coming and, if you do, it's already too late.

Robbie H.  : Frodo is fucked.

Mike B. shows viewers a sign outside of Donner's house.  Mike escaped the area with a severed leg and shattered left testicle.

TrashedHappyFeet explains that Evil Kitty was originally in the movie The Life Aquatic but left when the producers would not meet her demands and call it, "Stupid Shit You'll Watch Because Bill Murray is In It."

THIS... IS... KITTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
By Skuba Steevo

Death Proof presents a rare vinyl from Evil Kitty's debut album, a compilation of music deems so morally depraved that the pope shot himself and blamed someone else.

Death Proof presents: What made Evil Kitty evil?

By Huntress Moon.

Death Proof shows us how Evil Kitty helped with Tibetan protests.

Quickly: TO THE CAT-CAVE!  Photo by Mike B.

From Mike B.  Indiana Jones is fucked.

From Mike B.  Apocalypse Cat! was a movie that lasted 1.2 minutes and featured Vietnam surrendering unconditionally in soiled pants.

By Death Proof.

Cunning Linguist presents the Real American Idol.