What is The Liam Smith Show?
Simply speaking, The Liam Smith Show
is an internet sit-com that aired from 1999-2002. It follows the bizarre life of Liam Smith in
Las Vegas, USA. Described as a macob mixture of Friends, The X-Files
and Monty Python, it is a show where anyone can show up anything
- and I do mean anything - can happen!
Why the hell did you write this?
I'm wrote this for the most pure and good
of reasons. Revenge! You see, there is a real Liam Smith and on
the ISML list, there got to be this running joke of a love affair between
myself and the IS editor, Jay. Even though I have not even met this woman,
Liam decided to prod on the situation and eventually wrote a script for
"Jay and Jason", an internet sitcom starring me and Jay. That was all fine
and good, but a little while later Liam came up with a website, a sequel,
and a casting call putting Nicole Kidman as Jay and Tom Cruise as me. Tom
Mother F*cking Cruise!!! So, that's why I'm doing it... revenge. After
a while, the show took on a life of its own and I started to enjoy it enough to
write for the sheer fun of it.
Is this a real TV show? When and where
does it air?
No... what are you, a moron?
When will the new episodes be ready?
Unfortunately, the show has ended after a three year run and there will be
no new episodes. However, there is a spin-off called Justice
Squad that you should check out if you like this one.
Can I write an episode?
Sure... but since the show has ended, it won't do you any good.
Why did you end the show?
I prefer to see series go out with a bang while they're on top rather than
fizzle and die slowly. The show had a good run, it told the big story I
wanted to tell and, since there wasn't anything left I really wanted to do with
it, I decided to leave the fans (both of them) wanting more.
Will we ever see a reunion special or anything like that?
It's already happened with the story "The Wrath of P.E.N.I.S."
published in 2004 in which the Justice Squad travels back in time and has an
adventure during the episodes "The Fury of P.E.N.I.S." and "Day of the D.O.N.G."
There is also a hidden episode of The Liam Smith Show written two years after it
ended somewhere on The Slightly Warped Website if you're clever enough to figure
out where it's at. As for other reunion specials or new episodes, as Spokc
says... there are always possibilities.