Liam Smith
Raised as an orphan all his life, Liam is known for his kindness and almost supernatural luck. Upon moving to Las Vegas in 1999, he took a job as a blackjack dealer at Circus Circus and made the dilapidated Upda Creek Apartments his home.
Life with Liam is a trip as he and his unusual collection of friends seem to be a magnet for the supernatural, the unexplainable, and the incomprehensible. From attacks by his former pet hamster to his boss who wants to conquer the world... Liam's life is anything but boring.
Professor Maximillion Arturo
Professor Arturo led a normal life teaching advanced quantum theory until he was whisked away on a journey throughout the multiverse by one of his former students. Left for dead after a disastrous slide, he ventured alone through hundreds of parallel universes until he happened upon Liam's world. Now, as the owner and manager of Upda Creek Apartments, it looks like his life has finally gotten interesting!
Bippo the Clown
One of Liam's most unusual and unstable friends, Bippo is an entertainer at Circus Circus and is never seen without his clown makeup on. He has been linked to numerous animal mutilations and the destruction of at least one major Las Vegas casino.
Chocolate Treat
A hooker, Chocolate Treat has entertained thousands,
injured hundreds, and psychologically scarred dozens. Her prowess is
legendary, but all for naught as the true object of her infatuation, Liam Smith,
always seems out of reach.
Thad Coffey
One of Liam's best friends, Thad also happens to be a werewolf. Fortunately, after struggling with lycanthopy for over two years, Thad is in full control of the wolf and doesn't go around indiscriminately eating people unless they give him a good damn reason too.
Jason Donner
Rich, powerful, and egocentric. Those are words to describe Donner, Capeman's manager and on and off friend of Liam and the gang. Despite his billions of dollars - or perhaps because of it - Donner has little if any regard for his fellow man and believes everyone has a price. Still, a bit of goodness does show through when you least expect it.
Elvis Presley
In 1977, the bloated has been singer was kidnapped by aliens and then returned a few minutes later. However, due to the theory of relativity, he was dropped off in 1998! After posing as an impersonator at a wedding chapel for a few years, Elvis finally came clean with his real identity and is now serving as Upda Creek Apartment's handyman.
Gary the Fanboy
Reeking of noxema and able to quote every issue of Green Lantern from memory, Gary is the thorn in the side of everyone who dates. Obsessed with science fiction and opinionated on everything, Gary is the former boyfriend of Stacy VaVoom and the ex-husband of quasi-actress Kari Wuhrer!
Drew Fangtastic
A vampire escapee from hell, Drew actually resides in the tomb of Liberache. Although his mean streak is more than apparent, Drew seems to feed only on the guilty though his ultimate intentions are still an unknown.
Jesse Glaspey
Also known as The Cosmic Weasel, Jesse has moved back to Las Vegas with his partner, Jonathan Krueger
Jonathan Krueger
Also known as Dr. Wham!, Jonathan and his partner, Jesse Glaspey, have recently relocated to Las Vegas to aid in the fight against evil and to partake of the $4.99 midnight buffets.
Kevin Riley
A seemingly normal everyday shlub with poor business sense, having already ran a restaurant into the ground and now reduced to selling Mary Kay Cosmetics.
Tempus
A time traveler from the year 3033, Tempus accidentally altered the future and destroyed all history after 2001. Now, he must join Liam and the gang and make sure that the coming crisis in 2002 is resolved or risk remaining in the primitive 21st century forever!
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Rude, crude, and socially unacceptable! When Triumph is not on the road with his act, he lives at Upda Creek Apartments with his roommate, Professor Arturo!
Siegfried and Roy
Las Vegas' most famous entertainers and longtime companions, Siegfried and Roy often appear when you least expect it with their maneating white tigers.
Stacy VaVoom
The sultry siren of the apartment complex, Stacy has been in and out of more relationships than Elizabeth Taylor has husbands. A champion of many children's causes and animal rights movements, Stacy is perhaps the most sought after woman in all Las Vegas!
Doris Winchester
This reclusive elderly woman runs the "Pretty Pricey Pet Shop" on the Las Vegas strip and lives in Upda Creek apartments. While she can come off as mean and crabby, she is also kind. She's also kind of a drunk.
Kari Wuhrer
The star of stage, screen, television, and direct to video sex flicks, Kari Wuhrer has somehow become a regular visitor to Las Vegas. Having first ventured to the city of lights to present Liam with a restraining order, she returned to marry Gary the Fanboy (who she later divorced) and it's a sure bet that we haven't seen the last of Kari or her breasts during this show!
Officers Tooty and Sunday
Two cops that works the Las Vegas Homicide beat and, thus, often run in to Liam and the gang.
Police Chief Piggy
The head of the Las Vegas police department. No spine.
Mr. Hilter
The wise former owner of Upda Creek Apartments, Mister Hitler is an expert in the field of the supernatural.
Harry the Handyman
Harry can fix anything except his people skills which often ends up annoying his friends.
Bobby DeHutt
A grotesquely overweight resident of Upda Creek apartment, Bobby has a tendency to leap before he looks... and by "leap" I mean "chew".