THE LIAM SMITH SHOW
Episode 3.30 - "Wendy the Werewolf Killer"
Written by Jason Donner
FADE IN:
EXT. THE CITY STREET - NIGHT
A lone man is walking down the abandoned sidewalk alone.
It's late at night and it's quite creepy. The man is spooked
and starts walking a little faster and a little faster until
a dark figure appears behind him. He whirls around and faces
it.
MAN
(relieved)
Oh, it's you! For a second there,
I thought it was going to be some
deranged killer or something.
The dark figure begins to grow in size and it's eyes start
glowing yellow.
MAN
Hey, that's a pretty good trick,
but can you do this?
The man turns his eyelids inside out. The dark figure
pounces on him and, as the camera pans up at the giant full
moon, the man screams. The screams turn to gurgles then
there is silence and then a giant belch.
FADE OUT:
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THEME SONG (SUNG TO THE THEME OF "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL
AIR")
Now this is a sit-com all about how, Las Vegas gets flipped -
turned upside down.
I hope that your calm and sittin' down low,
and all ready to read the Liam Smith Show.
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THE LIAM SMITH SHOW
STARRING
Dian Bachar
As
"Liam Smith"
And
John Rhys-Davies
As
"Professor Arturo"
Also Starring
Seann William Scott
As
"Thad Coffey"
Gary Dordan
As
"Tempus"
Jason Donner
As
"Donner"
And
David Hopper
As
"Drew Fangtastic"
With
George Clooney
As
"Sunday"
Danny DeVito
As
"Tooty"
And
Louie Anderson
As
"Police Chief Piggy"
Special Guest Star
Jolene Blalock
As
"Wendy the Werewolf Killer"
Based on a true story
FADE IN:
EXT. THE NEVADA DESERT
The lights of Las Vegas glitter in the background as the
camera finds a black van parked on the side of a lonely road.
Beside the van, a woman stands peering at the city with a
pair of binoculars. She lowers them revealing that she is
quite the hottie. This is, of course, WENDY THE WEREWOLF
KILLER.
She bends down and picks up a handful of dirt and lets it
slip through her fingers. Something in the dirt catches her
attention and she holds it up to her eye in between her two
fingers. It is a single hair. She smiles.
WENDY
Well, well, well... Helloooooo
doggie!
Wendy gets in her van and starts it up. She takes out a
micro-minidisk recorder and starts talking to it.
WENDY
Three-ten-oh-two. Las Vegas,
Nevada... no doubt about it. This
city is home to one of those hairy
horrible horrendous beasts I've
pledged my life to destroying! For
I am... WENDY THE WEREWOLF
KILLER!!!
Lighting crash.
CUT TO:
INT. THAD'S APARTMENT
Thad is sitting on his couch in his underwear eating chips
and watching TV. He belches loudly and scratches his crotch.
There is a knock at the door.
THAD
S'open!
Officer TOOTY, Officer SUNDAY, and Chief PIGGY enters.
THAD
Oh God, what now?
PIGGY
Don't give us the innocent act,
Coffey! You know perfectly well
what now!
THAD
Uh... actually, I don't. Would you
like some Coffee?
PIGGY
Actually, yes... I'd like some
Coffey in jail!
THAD
Why are you going to jail?
PIGGY
I'm not going to jail, you are!
THAD
But how are you going to have
Coffee in jail if I'm in jail!
PIGGY
Because you will BE in jail.
THAD
Oh, and you're going to have coffee
there?
PIGGY
YES! I'm going to have Coffey in
jail!
THAD
Is there any reason you can't have
Coffee here?
PIGGY
I DO have Coffey here!
THAD
So, do you want a cup of it or not?
PIGGY
Of what?
TOOTY & SUNDAY
COFFEE!
THAD
What?
PIGGY
I want Coffey.
THAD
Would you like your coffee black?
PIGGY
I have no idea how to respond to
that.
There is a long silence as Thad and Piggy stare at each other
blankly. Finally, Tooty and Sunday who have been watching
the entire sceptical in awe, clear their throats.
TOOTY
Perhaps we should return to the
business at hand.
SUNDAY
That business being the killing
spree going on in the city.
PIGGY
That's right! Thad Coffey, there
have been twelve murders during the
last twelve days.
TOOTY
That's one a day if you're keeping
score.
SUNDAY
Nasty business.
PIGGY
That's right and since we've
reached a dead end, we're just
going to assume it's you.
THAD
Well, that's just great there,
Chief Piggy, but I have an alibi.
I was with Liam and Bippo last
night watching Kari Wuhrer's movie,
Splatter-Man.
PIGGY
Oh yeah? Well, what's it about,
smart guy?
THAD
It's about this guy who get's
bitten by a radioactive crab that
gives him super-powers. You know,
the ability to stop criminals with
his super-powered sp--.
TOOTY
We GET the idea!
SUNDAY
Can your friends vouch for you
whereabouts during that time?
THAD
No, but they could probably tell
you that I was there with them when
these murders were taking place.
PIGGY
(mad)
Oh, you're good, Coffey, but sooner
or later you're going to slip up
and I'll be there to bring you
down!
Piggy stomps out the door with Tooty and Sunday. Liam enters
with WENDY.
LIAM
Accused of murder again, huh?
THAD
Yeah, after three years it gets a
little old. So, who's this tasty
little dish?
LIAM
Oh, this is someone I met at the
Casino. Her name is Wendy.
THAD
Hello, Wendy. I'm Thad.
WENDY
A pleasure to meet you, Thad.
LIAM
We're going on a date!
THAD
Get out!
LIAM
It's true! And THIS one isn't
related to me! I checked!
THAD
Well, congratulations Liam and
Wendy, I have to ask... WHAT THE
HELL DO YOU HOT CHICKS SEE IN THIS
DORK!?
WENDY
Liam is a sweet guy. I mean, I
spilled a drink on my chest and he
spent an hour making sure it was
all cleaned off.
LIAM
(whispers to Thad)
Hee Hee. I touched her boob.
WENDY
Isn't he funny? Well, come on
Liam... let's go to the movie.
LIAM
Isn't it great, Thad? I've finally
found a woman who appreciates the
subtle complexity of Kari Wuhrer's
body of work. We're going to go
see that new one, "Clit-eral
Damage".
WENDY
Heh... fun.
LIAM
Bye, Thad.
Liam and Wendy leave.
THAD
Something's not right about this,
but I can't put my finger on it.
A beat.
THAD
Oh yeah... Piggy was talking about
ME when he said "Coffey". Duh!
Thad plops back down on his couch and resumes belching and
scratching.
FADE TO:
EXT. A DARK ALLEYWAY
Two men, VIC and TIM walk side by side down the deserted
alley.
VIC
Hey Tim, did you hear what happened
to Dee and Ed?
TIM
Yeah, Vic, they were found behind
the MGM Grand... they look like
they had been torn apart and their
insides had been devoured!
VIC
Yeah... it's a good thing that the
two of us chose to walk down this
abandoned alley where any kind of
psycho killer or murderous beast
can't find us.
There is a noise behind them and they both turn around.
TIM
OH MY GOD, IT'S... IT'S...
They look closer at the approaching figure.
TIM
Oh, it's just you!
VIC
Yeah, you had us worried there for
a--
The dark figure leaps on them. There is the sound of
ripping, screaming, and splattering then a giant belch.
INT. LIAM'S APARTMENT - HOURS LATER
Liam and Wendy enter arm in arm.
LIAM
Oh, Wendy... meeting you was like a
wet dream come true!
WENDY
Oh, it's just getting better my
little man-toy. Why don't you get
naked and meet me in the bedroom?
Liam stands there for a minute, nods slowly, and then quickly
exits to the bedroom. Wendy drops the seductress routine and
stands there with her hands on her hips. She takes out the
mini-disk recorder and starts talking.
WENDY
Slayer's log, date is... oh, who
gives a damn? I've made friends
with Liam Smith...
a man (and I use that term loosely)
who is known to have ties with the
werewolf sighted in this area.
I've met many of his friends and
the top suspect so far is this
Professor Arturo who came at me
with a totally unbelievable story
about coming from an alternate
universe. What kind of hooey does
he think I'll swallow? Speaking of
which, it's time for me to make
love to the man I'm using. Expect
snide comments and belittling
remarks during next entry.
Wendy starts towards the bedroom when DONNER and TEMPUS
enters arguing.
DONNER
Look, Tempus, I don't give a damn
WHAT year you're from, you will
NEVER convince me that there will
EVER be Pink M&M's! I...
(sees Wendy)
Oh, hello Donna! What are you
doing in Liam's apartment?
WENDY
I... er... I had no idea you knew
Liam, Donner!
DONNER
Oh yeah! So, what have you been up
to? It's been, what? Three years
since I last saw you and you were
asking all those questions about if
I knew anyone who was never around
during the full moon or if I knew
of anyone whose breath smelled of
blood and ass.
WENDY
I... er... I...
LIAM
(from bedroom)
Wennnnnnndy! I'm in bed and I'm
BUTT NAKED!
TEMPUS
Wendy?
DONNER
What Wendy? There's no Wendy here!
Just you! Donna!
(opens door, yells into
bedroom)
Hey, Liam! There's no Wendy in
here! Whoa! Put that away, tiger!
Liam storms out of the bedroom covered in "Monsters, Inc."
bedsheets.
LIAM
What do you mean there's no Wendy
in here! That's Wendy right there!
DONNER
No, no, no little one. That is
Donna. We shared a romantic week
together about a month before you
moved to Las Vegas.
TEMPUS
I'm confused.
Liam, Donner, and Tempus look at Wendy.
LIAM
Wendy?
DONNER
Donna?
WENDY
Y-Yes?
TEMPUS
I think you'd better explain,
toots.
DONNER
There's no need to explain. She's
obviously an evil twin.
LIAM
Or a clone.
DONNER
Or a secret agent.
LIAM
Or a counterpart from another
dimension.
DONNER
Or the same person from a different
time.
LIAM
She could be a doppelganger.
DONNER
Or a shape-shifter.
LIAM
Or a...
WENDY
DAMMIT! WILL THE TWO OF YOU SHUT
THE HELL UP!!!???
A beat.
WENDY
All right, you caught me. My name
isn't Donna, Donner. It really is
Wendy and I've been sworn to hunt
the scourge of the supernatural
world for years and years.
LIAM
Well, glad that's all cleared up.
Come on, Wendy, let's get down to
it.
Liam takes her hand and starts leading her to the bedroom.
Wendy pulls away and walks back into the room.
WENDY
No, Liam, I can't continue to
deceive you.
LIAM
Of course you can! You can deceive
me for just fifteen more minutes.
WENDY
No, Liam... I've grown to care
about you too much to do that.
LIAM
Ten minutes! Just give me ten
minutes!
WENDY
Liam, Donner... I am a slayer.
LIAM
Five minutes!
WENDY
Ever since my family was killed by
one of those murderous beasts, I
have been on a holy journey to wipe
out all of their ilk.
DONNER
Bummer.
LIAM
Just one minute! I swear! Just
one!
TEMPUS
Ah, a slayer. Great, wonderful.
(to himself)
God, this is a f*cked up time
period.
(to others)
I suppose you'll want to kill Drew
then?
WENDY
Drew? You mean... there IS one of
those supernatural abominations in
this city?
TEMPUS
Yeah, for starters.
WENDY
I suppose you'll fight me so I
can't kill your friend?
DONNER
Hell no. Come on, I'll show you
where he hangs out!
WENDY
Oh, Donner! You're the greatest!
Donner and Wendy leave arm in arm. Liam stares blankly on.
LIAM
But... But...
Thad enters.
THAD
Hey guys. What was all that about?
TEMPUS
Liam just got dumped. It turns out
that Wendy was a vampire slayer and
was just using him to get to Drew
so she could slay him.
THAD
Slay Drew, huh? Well, more power
to her. You GO girl. Who's
hungry?
TEMPUS
As long as it's not Thai again, I'm
game.
EXT. A DARK ALLEYWAY - NIGHT
A bag lady pushes a shopping cart full of her belongings down
the alley. A dark figure appears behind her. She sighs.
BAG LADY
You again? Look, didn't I tell you
not to call on me at work? I...
Oh, it's YOU! I... What the!?
ARGH!
The dark figure pounces on her and she screams. The camera
pans up to the full moon and we hear a loud belch.
EXT. LAS VEGAS CEMETERY
Donner and Wendy are walking hand in hand through the
tombstones.
DONNER
...and then I saved the Cosmic Butt
head from the giant dog and we were
all returned to normal size.
WENDY
Yeah, uh-huh. Are we there yet?
DONNER
Actually, yes. Drew hangs out in
that tomb over there.
Wendy marches over to Drew's tomb and knocks.
WENDY
All right, you Satanic monstrosity!
I know you're in there so come out
and there won't be any trouble...
(silently)
...after I kill you.
Drew sticks his head out of the door.
DREW
Who the bloody hell are y--
Wendy grabs Drew and throws him to the ground and starts
stabbing him with a silver knife.
WENDY
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
DREW
OW! What the...? OW! I... OW!
STOP THAT YOU DENSE PSYCHO TART!
Wendy stops stabbing Drew.
WENDY
You're not dead? Why aren't you
dead?
DREW
Probably because silver doesn't
work on vampires.
DONNER
What? I thought that silver DID
work on vampires!
DREW
Oh, come on! What, do you believe
everything you see in the movies?
Now, what is this all about and
tell me before I get pissed and
start tearing you both apart!
DONNER
(points at Wendy)
She tricked me into leading her to
you.
WENDY
You're not a werewolf?
DREW
God, no! I'm a vampire and we're
MUCH better.
WENDY
I see... Well, I apologize. I
thought you were a werewolf.
DREW
No, Thad's the werewolf!
WENDY
Thad?
DONNER
Uh-oh.
WENDY
THAD IS A WEREWOLF AND HE WILL
DIE!!!
Wendy runs off camera.
DONNER
Well, it looks like Thad is in
mortal danger.
DREW
Yeah, and what do you care?
DONNER
I care because he's my friend and
neighbor and, if he dies, I won't
be able to collect the fifty bucks
he owes me from last nights poker
game.
Donner takes out a cell phone and dials.
INT. LIAM'S APARTMENT
Tempus, Liam, and Thad are all watching TV. The phone rings.
Liam answers.
LIAM
WSUX is my favorite radio station
with continuous country favorites
and fun.
(a beat)
Really? I'm a winner!?
INT. LAS VEGAS CEMETERY
DONNER
No, you stupid twit. I was just
f*cking with you.
LIAM
(on phone)
Oh.
DONNER
Liam, listen. A funny thing just
happened. As it turns out, Wendy
isn't a vampire slayer, she's a
Werewolf Slayer.
LIAM
(on phone)
Oh dear.
DONNER
Yeah, better give Thaddy-boy the
heads up 'cause she's heading your
way.
INT. LIAM'S APARTMENT
Liam hangs up the phone and looks at Thad.
LIAM
Thad, there's something I need to
tell y--
THAD
HOLY CRAP! LOOK AT THE BOOBS ON
THAT BABE!
Liam's attention is transfixed on the television. They all
watch the screen for a minute.
LIAM
I say real.
THAD
Fake.
TEMPUS
I gotta say fake.
THAD
Right, so what were you saying,
Liam?
LIAM
I... uh... Something about Wendy
and Drew... uh... Oh yeah, Wendy is
really a Werewolf Slayer.
THAD
That's nice.
TEMPUS
(points at TV)
Titty!
They look.
LIAM
Fake.
THAD
Fake.
TEMPUS
Fake.
THAD
Wait a minute... Wendy is a WHAT
slayer?
Wendy breaks down the door.
WENDY
DIE! DIE! DIE!
Thad leaps out of the window as Wendy fires several silver
bullets into the room.
WENDY
DAMN! Got away!
TEMPUS
What in the WORLD are you doing!?
WENDY
I'm going to destroy that horrible
hellish man-beast! It was nice
seeing you again.
Wendy goes for the window. Liam stops her.
LIAM
Wait, you've got the wrong idea!
Thad's not evil! He's a GOOD
werewolf!
WENDY
Tuh! A good werewolf? What a load
of garbage! Werewolves are all
evil and it's up to me to kill them
all!
LIAM
You don't have any proof that Thad
is evil.
WENDY
Oh no? Well, what about all the
murders during the last few weeks?
Body after body is piling up and
being ripped apart. Who else COULD
it be!
TEMPUS
Honey, we could go on for hours.
WENDY
Enough! If you're not with me,
you're against me! Come with me
and help me kill this werewolf!
LIAM
And what if we don't?
Wendy takes out a crossbow and fires it at Tempus. It flies
between his legs and embeds itself into the wall behind him.
TEMPUS
(a beat)
I'll get a taxi.
EXT. A DARK ALLEYWAY
A goth kid is walking down the alley when suddenly, a dark
figure appears behind him. He sighs and turns around.
GOTH KID
All right, lets get this over with.
The shadow pounces on him and starts tearing him apart.
There is a giant belch as the camera pans away and TOOTY and
SUNDAY appear in frame.
SUNDAY
There it is!
TOOTY
Stop or we'll shoot!
The shadow runs away.
SUNDAY
We forgot to shoot.
TOOTY
Again.
EXT. LAS VEGAS CEMETERY
Donner walks up to Liam, Tempus, and Wendy.
DONNER
Hey guys, 'sup?
WENDY
We tracked the werewolf to this
location. No doubt he thought he
could petition the vampire for
help.
DREW (O.C.)
Fat bloody chance! Kill the
fleabag!
WENDY
Right, it's only a matter of time
before we find him.
LIAM
I'm telling you, you're making a
big mistake! Thad isn't evil,
he's...
Chief Piggy suddenly jumps out from behind a tombstone.
PIGGY
A KILLER!!!
Music sting, lighting crash. Everyone jumps in fright.
EVERYONE
SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
PIGGY
Sorry.
DONNER
What the HELL are YOU doing here!
PIGGY
We're tracking a killer. Tooty and
Sunday were chasing it down the
alley and I came here to head it
off.
TEMPUS
Hey, isn't that alley the same
alley that Thad takes to get from
the apartments to here?
LIAM
No, it's impossible! Thad would
never do anything like...
A dark figure appears from behind Piggy. Liam, Donner,
Tempus, and Wendy are stopped dead in their tracks. Piggy
can't see it.
PIGGY
What? What are you all looking at?
WHAM! The figure pounces on Piggy. There is a lot of
screaming and ripping and finally the camera moves back to
reveal WEREWOLF THAD sitting on top of Chief Piggy.
DONNER
Hey, it's true! Thad really IS a
cold blooded killer!
THAD
Well, I...
POW! Wendy kicks Thad in the face causing him to launch
backwards a few dozen feet. Wendy and Liam goes after him,
while Tempus and Donner stay behind to help Piggy up.
Wendy is about to tackle Werewolf Thad when Liam suddenly
tackles her. They tumble on the ground as Werewolf Thad
leaps over a stone wall and disappears.
WENDY
You LET him get away!
LIAM
I couldn't let you kill him! I
mean, yeah... there is a murdering
beast out there ripping it's
victims to shreds, but you can't
prove it's Thad.
WENDY
He just tried to KILL the chief of
police!
LIAM
Well, yeah...
WENDY
The swath of victims lead from here
to the apartments.
LIAM
But I...
WENDY
Enough! Stay out of my way or I
will kill you as I will kill him.
Wendy stomps away.
LIAM
(mocking)
Nee-nuff! Nay nout nuv nye nay nor
nie nill nill nyah nyah nyah!
WENDY (O.C.)
WHAT!?
LIAM
Nothing!
Donner and Tempus has helped Piggy to his feet as Liam and
Wendy enter frame.
LIAM
Are you all right, Chief?
PIGGY
Perfectly fine. A good thing you
were here, young lady.
WENDY
It's all part of my job to save the
innocent from those monsters. It's
a hunger, if you will.
PIGGY
A hunger? I can relate.
Tempus looks at Piggy's corpulent form.
TEMPUS
That doesn't surprise me.
PIGGY
Yes, a hunger... I can understand.
A hunger.
DONNER
So, you want to go get a burger?
PIGGY
Why bother when there is plenty to
eat here?
DONNER
Huh?
Piggy's eyes turn yellow and he turns into a dark form that
grows to ten feet tall.
LIAM
What the poo-poo diddledy!?
The beastly Piggy leaps into the air and bears down on Liam
when, all of the sudden, WEREWOLF THAD tackles him and holds
him down on the ground like a wrestler. Piggy seems to loose
strength and finally returns to normal.
WENDY
DIE, WEREWOLF! DIE!
She goes for her silver knife, but Liam stops her.
LIAM
NO! Can't you see that we've been
telling you the truth the whole
time! Thad just saved us from
this... this....
(a beat, to Piggy)
What the hell are you, anyway?
PIGGY
I'm a Siren.
LIAM
Siren!
(a beat)
What's a siren?
Tooty and Sunday appear.
TOOTY
A Siren is a mythical beast that
lures sailors to their doom by
enchanting them and then ripping
their souls from their bodies.
Usually they're female, but in this
case...
SUNDAY
Police Chief Piggy was cursed by a
gypsy last week and will not return
to normal until he has supped of
twenty souls.
TOOTY
So far, he's taken nineteen.
SUNDAY
We only found out about this poor
man moments ago.
LIAM
(to Thad)
And how long have YOU known about
this?
THAD
Since yesterday. I couldn't tell
you guys because then, HE would
know.
DONNER
You mean Piggy can read minds!?
THAD
No. You guys just can't keep your
traps shut. I found out from this
old guy who hangs out in the
library that Sirens can't exist on
sacred ground and if I held him
down, he would loose his powers and
we could stop him. Problem is, he
was wearing shoes and no part of
his skin was touching the ground so
I had to--
WENDY
DIE, WEREWOLF!
She goes for Thad again. Tempus holds her back.
TEMPUS
Stop that! It's getting annoying!
LIAM
(to Sunday and Tooty)
So, what are you guys going to do
with him?
SUNDAY
We'll probably have to send him to
prison where he can't hurt anyone
again.
TOOTY
A shame, Chief Piggy is a decent
man.
WENDY
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
Tempus and Donner holds her back.
LIAM
If only there was a way we could
save Chief Piggy.
WENDY
DIE, WEREWOLF! DIE! DIE! DIE!
WEREWOLF THAD
If only there was a way we could
get this psycho slayer chick off my
back.
SUNDAY
A way to allow Piggy to snare one
more victim...
TOOTY
...AND get this werewolf slayer out
of the way.
EVERYONE
Hmmmmmm....
FADE TO:
INT. LIAM'S APARTMENT
Liam, Thad, Tempus, Donner, Tooty, and Sunday are standing
there.
SUNDAY
I'm really going to miss Chief
Piggy. A shame we couldn't figure
out a way to get him one more
victim.
THAD
Yeah, and it's too bad that we
couldn't figure out a way to get
rid of Wendy the Werewolf Killer...
but I'm hoping that restraining
order will do the job.
LIAM
We can hope although, they never
seem to work. Just ask Kari
Wuhrer.
Wendy busts through a window with a bomb strapped to herself.
WENDY
DIE, WEREWOLF! DIE!
THAD
(rolls eyes)
Dammit.
LIAM
See?
Arturo bursts through the door holding a timer.
ARTURO
Chaps, you remember that little
problem we had with the timer last
time? Well, I finally managed to
fix--
WENDY
Hi-YAH!
Wendy kicks Arturo in the face. The timer flies up into the
air, lands on the ground and activates creating a wormhole
that sucks Wendy inside. The wormhole snaps shut and
everyone looks on in awe.
ARTURO
(holding nose)
Who WAS that violent psycho hose
beast?
LIAM
That was Wendy.
THAD
She was trying to kill me.
DONNER
Yeah, good riddance to her.
TEMPUS
Where exactly did she go?
ARTURO
Another dimension, probably... but
without a timer, she has no hope of
ever returning here.
THAD
Thank God! I'm finally free of
that stalking weapon-happy harpy!
LIAM
Yeah, but it's a little sad, isn't
it?
DONNER
You mean you WANTED her to kill
Thad?
LIAM
No, dipstick. I mean, it's sad
that her mind was so clouded with
years of hate and prejudice that
she couldn't even spare the one
werewolf in the world that cared
enough to save her life.
THAD
Hey, that is sad! Thanks, Liam...
now I feel guilty.
LIAM
And what's worse? I STILL didn't
get none!
FADE TO:
EXT. THE LAS VEGAS STRIP
WENDY THE WEREWOLF KILLER appears in a wormhole and flops to
the ground. She looks up in confusion.
WENDY
What the...? Where AM I?
Two figures approach her. It is a male and female WEREWOLF.
FEMALE WEREWOLF
Oh my STARS! It's a HUMAN!
MALE WEREWOLF
RUN FOR IT DEAR!
Wendy looks around and, all around her, there are werewolves
running away from her in fear.
WENDY
What the... They're... They're
EVERYWHERE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A black van pulls up and a female werewolf gets out in a skin
tight leather suit and weilds a crossbow.
WENDY
Who... Who are you?
HANNA
I'm Hanna... THE HUMAN HUNTER!
WENDY
Aw, crap.
Wendy runs as Hanna chases her into the sunset. The word
"IRONY" begins to flash at the bottom of the screen.
FADE OUT:
THE END
Roll credits.