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 Greetings and welcome to the official website of The Legion of Lame Asses otherwise known as L.O.L.A., a ruthless collection of villains from television and motion pictures that will take over the world, that is, unless the leaders of the planet bow to our wishes and pay us ONE MILLION DOLLARS! To further implement my diabolical plan, I have created a communication system that will link computers connected to modems all over the world. This "inter-net" as I call it, will broadcast the transcripts of L.O.L.A.'s yearly battles on stored memory files accessed through these computers on something called a "web-page." On this "web-page" you will find these transcripts as well as biographies of our illustrious members and our most hated adversaries. So read this "web-page" and tremble, for soon you will all bow down before the might of L.O.L.A.!
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LEGION OF LAME ASSES 2000 By Jason Donner and Jesse Glaspey Doctor Evil assembles the Legion of Lame-Asses and, in the wake of Batman and Robin, Episode One, The Mummy, and The Avengers, there are plenty of villains to choose from. Fear not, however... Agents Mulder and Scully are on the case with an ally of their own... a five-hundred pound Alicia Silverstone in skin-tight rubber... Batgirl! |
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LEGION OF LAME ASSES II: THE GIRL WITH THE GOLDEN PUSSY 2001 By Jason Donner and Jesse Glaspey After a year of hiding, The Legion of Lame-Asses is back with a plan to use an ancient curse to bring forth the most feared ancient evil yet, The Scorpion King! Meanwhile, Mulder and Scully have got a new partner, John Doggett, and they've all teamed up with the one archeologist and adventurer that is indeed worthy to be in a L.O.L.A. story, Laura Croft!
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LEGION OF LAME ASSES III: EPISODE ONE: NEVER
SAY MEMBER AGAIN 2002 By Jason Donner and Jesse Glaspey The Legion of Lame-Asses is back with their most dastardly plan since their last one and, with the help of a whole new generation of baddies, they just might actually probably might come close to taking over the world this time! Meanwhile, Mulder is missing and Scully, Doggett, and their newest partner, Monica Reyes, must track him down thinking that L.O.L.A. is to blame!
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LEGION OF LAME ASSES 4EVER: THE LEGION
RE-LOLAED 2003 By Jason Donner and Jesse Glaspey The Legion of Lame-Asses is back in their first story since their last one and they are stronger than ever as the dastardly Cancerman joins forces with Doctor Evil and his cohorts. Meanwhile Mulder and Scully accompany the creature Gollum to Mt. Doom to destroy the one ring... TO RULE THEM ALL as Reyes and Doggett join forces with Allan Quartermain to capture Kangaroo Jack!
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LEGION OF LAME ASSES V: I, LOLA 2004 By Jason Donner and Jesse Glaspey Doctor Evil enacts his most deadly and stupid scheme yet as he conspires with his new band of LOLAs to open a portal to Direct to Video Hell! Meanwhile, Doggett, Mulder, Reyes, and Scully join forces with Catwoman to find Doctor Evil and his LOLAs before it's too late!
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LEGION OF LAME ASSES VI: A SERIES OF IMMATURE EVENTS 2005 By Jason Donner and Jesse Glaspey The X-Fools find themselves teamed up with Walt from Lost... the trouble is, Doctor Evil and his new band of LOLA want him! But why and for what purpose? Meanwhile, some new characters join LOLA's upper pantheon!
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