The Sliders Drinking Game -- The Donner Version

Although I am not a drinker, I am facinated by drinking games. So, being a big fan of the show Sliders, I've decided to put my twisted brain to work and create a drinking game for the Slider fans that do drink...

NOTE: I know several people are working on a Sliders Drinking Game. This is not an attempt on my part to belittle what they are doing. The truth be known, I've had this written now for over six months. Why haven't I posted it sooner? I lost it. Six months ago? Then why is there stuff about Logan St. Claire? I updated it. Duh.

DIALOGUE

Take one drink...


When Someone asks how long it is till the next slide
When Arturo calls Quinn, "My Boy."
When Arturo calls anyone a, "blistering idiot"
When Arturo refers to Wade as "a child"
When Rembrant refers to any female as "sugar"
When Quinn yells, "SLIDE! SLIDE!"
When Wade gets peeved at Arturo
When Wade gets peeved at Quinn
When Wade gets peeved at Rembrant
When Arturo gets peeved at anyone
When someone whines about getting home
When Rembrant tells Quinn, "I love you"
When Quinn says, "I love you too"
When Rembrant reads off the listings in a T.V. Guide
When Rembrant says something stupid
When Wade says something stupid
When Arturo says, "Good Heavens!"
When Rembrant makes a comment about Arturo's wieght
When anyone calls Rembrant, "the Crying Man"
When someone says, "Einstien-Rowen-Pidowski Bridge"
When someone says, "Astral plane"
When Arturo gripes about Rembrant kicking him in the void
When Rembrant sings
When Quinn gives a thought-provoking but stupid speech before he slides
When any character swears
When Wade complains about Maggie
When Quinn, Rembrandt, or Wade gripes about Maggie
When Quinn, Rembrandt, or Wade defends Maggie
When Maggie gripes about Quinn, Rembrandt or Wade
When Maggie defends Quinn, Rembrandt, or Wade
When someone talks about the professor after his death
When someone talks about doing something nasty to Rickman
When Colin says something/does something stupid.
When Colin says, "Marley's Ghost!"
When the sliders claim to be from Canada.

CHARACTERS

Take one drink...


When Conrad Bennish Shows up
When Michael Mallory shows up
When Quinn's mom shows up
When Hearly shows up
When Logan St. Claire shows up
When Mary shows up
When the Kromaggs show up
When Rickman shows up
When "Smarter Quinn" shows up
When Ross J. Kelly shows up
When Diggs shows up
When Malcolm Eastman shows up
When Henry the Dog shows up
When Ryan shows up
When Steven Jenson shows up
When Mel Torme' shows up

THE TIMER

Take one drink...


When the timer shorts out / Malfunctions / screws up
When the timer causes trouble
When the timer is used as a weapon
When the Timer is recovered with less than a minute left
When something interferes with the timer
When someone steals the timer
When someone looses the timer
When anyone builds / repairs / replaces the timer

THE EPISODE

take one drink...


When the episode looks like a rip-off of a popular movie
When the Episode title is in latin
When the episode title contains only one word
When one word in the title is "The"
When one word in the title is "slide"
When "sssssliderrrrsssss" is heard at the end of the title sequence

COUNTERPARTS

take one drink...


When Quinn Meets his counterpart
When Arturo meets his counterpart
When Rembrant meets his counterpart
When Wade meets her counterpart
When Maggie meets her counterpart
When Colin meets his counterpart
When someone's counterpart is referred to, but not seen
When someone's counterpart is evil
When someone's counterpart runs a world
When someone argues with / fights with their counterpart
When someone's counterpart is arrogant or a jerk

THE SLIDE

take one drink...


When the slide lasts longer than a week
When someone besides the main characters slide
When a non-human slides (Henry the dog, spider-wasps, ect.)
When someone drives a vehicle through the wormhole
When the wormhole is blue
When the wormhole is red
When the wormhole is gold

WORLDS

take one drink...


When a world is talked about, but never seen
When a world is run by women
When a world is on the brink of disaster
When a world has gone over the brink of disaster
When there is a war in the United States
When someone besides the president is president
When San Fransico doesn't exist
When San Fransico exists, but no one lives there
When the sliders land in the middle of nowhere
When the sliders land in Los Angeles

LOVE

take one drink...


When Quinn chases a woman
When Rembrandt chases a woman
When Arturo chases a woman
When Colin chases a woman
When a woman chases Quinn / Rembrandt / Arturo / Colin
When Wade / Maggie chases a man
When Rembrandt and Wade hug
When Rembrandt and Wade kiss
When Rembrandt and Wade kiss passionatly
When Wade and Quinn hug
When Wade and Quinn kiss
When Wade and Quinn kiss passionatly
When Maggie and Quinn hug
When Maggie and Quinn kiss
When Maggie and Quinn kiss passionatly
When Maggie and Colin hug
When Maggie and Colin kiss
When Maggie and Colin kiss passionatly
When Maggie and Rembrandt hug
When Maggie and Rembrandt kiss
When Maggie and Rembrandt kiss passionatly
When Rembrandt has sex (he's the only one who ever does!)
When anyone is naked

MISCELLANEOUS STUFF

Take one drink...


When SFN comes on
When Rembrant displays a huge amount of cowardliness
When Rembrant displays a unexpected amount of courage
When we get a "gracious Maggie boob shot"
When Maggie shoots someone

DRINK LIKE A FISH WHEN...


Wade and Quinn (you know -- hint, hint, wink, wink)
Maggie and Quinn... (ya know!)
Colin and any woman... (yeah, right!)
The Sliders get home