Season Three Poetry

Maggie: A Hiaku

Miss Maggie Beckett
A pistol packin' mama
Anaconda babe

Colin: A Hiaku

Colin Mallory
Not a very bright fellow
or a good actor

Kromaggs: A Hiaku

Killer sliding apes
Overused plot devices
Uglier than shit

The Third Season of the Apocalypse

FOX brought a show back for a season number three.
With writing so bad, it caused Sliderfans to flee.
The show in tatters, Torme left all in a huff...
And then Arturo left. And if that wasn't enough...
We have this girl named Maggie. She's really big flirt,
who seems to take any opportunity to wear wet t-shirts.
She's an ex-soldier, at least that's what they say...
She shoots anybody who gets in her way.
She spit on the professor's grave, which made the fans very mad,
and when she kissed Quinn, which made Wade very sad.
In the third season finale, oh, what a sight we beheld,
as the Sliders fought some hybrids, and off a cliff Rickman fell.
Wade and Remmy, supposedly they got home,
but Maggie and Quinn, in the future they now roam.
And what did FOX say about this unbelievable blunder?
"Sliders is cancelled, the rating suck!" Well! Is that a small wonder?
Thankfully, Sliders will be back for a season Four,
and with Torme coming back, the writing won't be as poor.
So, to the awesome Sci-Fi channel we do thank thee!
(and They can be found on San Angelo cable channel 23)
And to the sucky FOX network, that screwed up a potient hit.
I hope you get beat by UPN, you BLISTERING IDIOTS!!!!!!

A Poem by Jason Donner
Chief Editor: Jason Donner
Personal Trainer: Jason Donner
Special Thanks to: Jason Donner