UNCANNY SLIDERS / STAR TREK COINCIDENCES 


SLIDERS 				STAR TREK
 
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Boldly going where no..............Boldly going where no
one has gone before................one has gone before 


Trace Torme'.......................Trace Torme'


Hordes of devoted fans.............Hordes of devoted fans 


Arturo calls Quinn "My Boy"........Picard calls Wesley "The Boy"


One character has severe............One character has severe
weight problem (Arturo)............weight problem (Scotty)
 

One character has huge..............Characters have huge
knockers (Maggie)...................knockers (Troi, Seven of Nine)

Saved in first season by............Saved in first season by
letter-writing campaign.............letter-writing campaign
 

Popular character dissapeared.......Popular character dissapeared
never to be seen again (Bennish)....never to be seen again (Rand)
 

Bad third season of Sliders.........Bad third season of TOS
 

Creator left over dissagreement.....Creator left over dissagreement
with network........................with network
 

Character killed off, really........Character killed off, really
pissing off fans (Arturo)...........pissing off fans (Yar) 


Kromaggs are the feared enemy.......Klingons are the feared enemy


One episode named "Obsession".......One episode named "Obsession" 


Quinn's mind once downloaded........Kirk's mind once downloaded
into an android.....................into an android


Bad guest stars.....................Bad guest stars
 

Wade once sang with vampires........Spock once sang with space-hippies
 

Logan Saint Claire is Quinn in......Kathryn Janeway is Kirk in
female form.........................female form 


Breeds directors....................Breeds directors
 

New characters added with hopes.....New characters added with hopes
of boosting ratings.................of boosting ratings 
(Maggie, Colin).....................(Chekov, Seven of Nine)
 

Timer constantly in state of........Deep Space Nine constantly in
disrepair...........................state of disrepair
 

Fans hate Maggie....................Fans hate Wesley


Leave worlds in a blue spinning.....Leave worlds in a blue spinning
special effect......................special effect 


English Actor (John-Rhys Davies)....English Actor (Patrick Stewart) 

Smart character annoys everyone.....Smart character annoys everyone
(Quinn).............................(Wesley)
 

Jerry O'Connell once did a movie....Wil Wheaton once did a movie
with Wil Wheaton....................with Jerry O'Connell
 

Episode about crawly things.........Episode about crawly things
(Slither)...........................(The Trouble with Tribbles)
 

Sliders actors in bad movies........Trek Actors in bad movies
during Hiatus. (Joe's Apt.,.........during hiatus. (Surviving the
Anaconda, Thinner)..................Game, Bethoven, Star Trek 5)
 

Websites galore!....................Websites galore!
 

Reruns play four days a week........Reruns play four days a week
on the Sci-Fi Channel...............on the Sci-Fi Channel

Annoying fans claim that Sliders ...Annoying fans claim that Star Trek
is dead despite it being renewed....is dead despite it being renewed
twice so far........................ten times so far.

The conclusion of my study reveals that in about 15 years, the original
cast of Sliders will be back to make a really long and really boring
special effects laden film. More films will follow including spinoffs,
"Sliders: The Next Generation", "Sliders: Deep Space Nine", and "Sliders:
 Voyager" THIS IS PRE-DESTINED PEOPLE!!! IT CAN'T BE STOPPED! OH, FOR GOD'S
 SAKE SOMEBODY BEAM ME UP!!!