Signs That The Broadcast Signals From FOX's "The X-Files" and ABC's "Forrest Gump" Got All Messed Up Sunday Night

*These were collected from various places on the web, newsgroups, and e-mails sent to me.. Anything not credited is due to not knowing their origin. My appologies to any authors not given credit here.

20. Scully accidently shoots Mulder in the "Buh-Tocks".

19. In the VA Hospital, Lt Dan Psychically Kills his Former COs.

18. Mulder tries to comfort Scully with "To Everything there is a Purpose, Turn, Turn, Turn..."

17. Forrest Gump is chased by Ghostly Coeds.

16. In order to get Fox into the FBI Academy, Mrs Mulder has an affair with Smoking Man.

15. Army PFC F. Gump meets Marine Corps PFC W. Skinner---who's inhaling....something.

14. Forrest Gump wins the championship Rugby game for Oxford.

13. "Truth Happens"

12. Looking for the White House Men's room, Forrest walks in on the CIA meeting to kill JFK.
11. Scully is singing folks songs in the nude.

10. "My Name is Fox Mulder. People Call Me Fox Mulder."

9. In Vietnam, Forrest Drops his M-16 a lot.

8. Instead of Bowling Scores, Harold is babbling about Shrimp scampi, shrimp salad, shrimp po-boys, shrimp cocktail, barbequed shrimp, shrimp chow mein, shrimp soup....

7. "Just Call me Gump. Ah didn't even let mah Mamma call me Forrest..."

6. When Scully shows them a TV Guide, the Psychiatric Hospital patients all argee that Tom Hanks is the murderer.

5. Forrest Gump's boat "Jenny" is wreaked by a Lake Monster.

4. Jenny's mysterious disease is caused by an alien implant.

3. Violence erupts when Smoking Man sits down on that park bench next to Forrest Gump & his Box of Chocolates.

2. Mulder goes head to head against the Chinese Army Bowling Champ.

And the #1 Sign the Broadcast Signals from The X-Files and Forrest Gump got Messed up...

"Spooky is as Spooky Does."