Plot: In this story Mulder and Scully get in a serious car accident
while on their way to a UFO convention and they both have to go to a
mental hospital......

One day Mulder and Scully were driving down the auto bahn in a cheap azz
rental car....

Mulder:HEY! Slow down pal!!!

Scull: Mulder this is the god damn autobahn you can drive as fast as you
want!

Mulder: Really! That like totally rocks!

Scully: OOOOKKKKK! Well are we at the UFO convention yet?

Mulder:NO! That is litteraly the 40th time you've asked me!! So SHUT YO
FRIGGEN MOUT!

Scully: Hey! I see it! Horray! We're finally......

Just then a gas truck smashed into their little oldsmobile rental car.
Mulder and Scully are rushed to the ER and suffer from serious brain
dammage. Then they are placed in a Mental Hospital that looks a lot like
the hospital from the new House on Haunted Hill movie.

Mulder: So Scully.... Hows your pet tomato George?

Scully: I don't know.. I think he's caught a serious case of arthritis!
Its very contagious you know!

Mulder: Oh my god! My invisable caterpillar friend Bob is missing! He
might have ran off with my pet ant Jim. 

Then Mulder starts to cry histariclly on Scully's shoulder.

Scully: It's alright Mulder. I'm sure they'll have a happy life. 

Then Mulder and Scully's best friend Wenther comes in to have a chat.

Wenther:Hey yous guys! Wuzzzzupppppp! 

Scully: Mulder lost his invisable pet caterpillar.

Wenther: Really what a shame. A real shame! Did you here that theres
gunna be a music session today with a famous singing group. 

Scully: Really! That ought to cheer Mulder up. Huh Mulder?

Mulder:Nothing will ever cheer me up. But ok ill go! 

They go to the music room and a nurse gets on the stage and settles all
the people down. 

Nurse: Alright people! We have a guest with us today. Now this singing
group I know you all will like. So here they are N*Sync! 

N*Sync comes on and everyone is clapping and singing along. Everyone
there loves N*Sync! (My god this place MUST be a mental house) Then all
of a sudden Eminem crashes through the wall and starts singing "Kim" and
everyone is screaming. Except Mulder and Scully.

Scully:Hey Mulder I feel different. What are we doing watching N*Sync
perform! 

Mulder: OH MY GOD! I cant beleive that i am actually at an N*Sync
concert. Lets GET OUTTA HERE! 

Then Mulder and Scully leave to go back to DC. 

Mulder: That was weird.

Scully: What was?

Mulder: That as soon as Eminem came in we snapped out of it. It was like
an X-file or suttin.

Scully: What we experienced was not an x-file.

Mulder: Then what was it smarty pants?

Scully: I have no clue. Lets just go home!

Mulder: ok! 

Then they go home and tell AD Skinner what happened. And do u know what?
He said it was acually paranormal enough to become an xfile! 
                                Hey Miricals can happen!
The End