Well, folks, I had a fit of looneyness again...sing along with me, will you:
DISCLAIMER: I dinna create any of these characters, Cap'n! I'm only borrowin' 'em for a wee spell, and on my honor, they'll be put right back where I found 'em!
And now, for your hopeful amusement: "Slidefeld"
(The wormhole opens with a twangy bass riff... a really disparate group tumbles out...)
Kramer: "WOW!"
Arturo: "KRAMER, you blistering IDIOT! GET OFF OF ME!"
Quinn (to Wade & Remmy): "What's up with that guy's hair?..."
Jerry (dusting himself off): "What was so great about that? Let's go eat."
George (frantically searching his pockets): "I think I lost my wallet - we have to go back!"
Rembrandt (to himself): "I'm really gonna start cryin' now..."
Elaine (looking at Quinn): "Hmm...now, he might be Sponge-worthy..."
Wade (to Elaine): "Don't even think about it, sister!"
THE END