Mulder and Scully shopping at the mall Mulder's aparment
Washington D.C. 8:00 am  Mulder is sleeping and suddenly the phone rings.......

Mulder: Hello?    
Scully: Hi Mulder its me Scully!!!      
Mulder: What do *you* want????
Scully: I was wondeering if you would like to come shopping at the mall with me?
Mulder: Ya sure, Girl friend!!!
Scully: cool... ummmm meet you there. 

D.C. Mall 9:36 am Washington DC 

Scully: Hi Mulder I didn't think you'd show up?
Mulder: ya well lets just get this over with!
Scully: OK. I need to stop in Victoria's Secret first.       

They walk over and on the way Mulder passes the Toy Store and asks Scully to go so they 
went and Mulder got a Pokemon boxer collection.  They get to Victoria's Secret.........
Scully tries on a pink negligee.

Mulder: Your to fat for that!!! get up and down. Your about to pop the frilly things.              

Scully then hits Mulder upside the head with a pair of frilly thongu nder wear.

Mulder: Owwwww. Scully that hurt!!!!!
Scully: Good!!! I'm glad. Jerk!!!!! I'm buying the negligee!!!

As Scully is waiting in line she sees a hot guy.  His name is Jacob Chedrick the 1,118

Scully: Hi whats *your* name?
Jacob C.: I'm Jacob Chedrick the 1,118
Scully: thats a long name to remember, especially at Mulder's age.
Jacob C.: Who's Mulder?
Scully: My F.B.I. partner.
Jacob C.: Oh. You want to go to a movie?
Scully: Sure!Mulder: Hey Scully! Where ya goin?
Scully: I'm goin to a movie with Jacob Chedrick 1,118! Buy that negligee for me and bring 
		it over my place later!
Mulder: OK

Mulder's apartment  9:56pm
(same old place)

 Mulder is trying to get a date with someone to make Scully jelous.
 
Mulder: Ok. Well thanks anyway. Bye!

Mulder: Now who should I call? I know!!!! Bambi!!!

        Mulder calls Bambi and he has a date with her.

Meanwhile back at Scully's house her and Jacob C. are talking on the phone.

Scully: Jacob C. I have to dump you. 

Jacob C.: Why?

Scully: I love Mulder and it just isn't right to be dating you.

( Jacob C. is now called J.C. cuz its 2 hard to write)

J.C.: OK cuz I think your just to serious for me.

Scully: I can't belive you said that!!! I never want to talk to you again!

        Scully hangs up the phone and calls Mulder.

Mulder: Hello? 

Scully: Mulder it me.

Mulder: Ya I know its you! Why do you always say that when you call me!

Scully: My god! whats wrong wit you!

Mulder: I had a date with Bambi but I just found out she dumped me for some guy 
named Jacob Chedrick 1,118.

Scully: Oh my god! I guess he knew I was gonna dump him! 

Mulder: Well actually, I read on his files that he was dating 10 girls at once.

        Scully hangs up and goes over J.C.'s and hits him upside the head with frilly thong 
under wear.

        In the end J.C. and Bambi get married and have a daughter named Bambina.
Mulder and Scully still live a normal life hitting eachother upside the head with thong 
underwear

                THE END