Everything I Need to Know About Life I 
Learned From Star Wars and The X-Files!
Author: Jainasolo1

1. Trust No One. 
2. Don't Even Trust Obi-Wan.
3. Deny Everything. 
4. The Truth Is Out There!!!! 
5. The truth might be in a galaxy far, far away.
6. Woman shorter than man + eternal bickering=Romance
7. The old guy who helps you will usually die.
8. If someome you love is either missing or pisses you off, kiss the 
	nearest person of the opposite gender, even if they are your 
	brother,  suck blood for a living, or have a homicidal tattoo.
9. Scoundrels kiss better than nice men.
10. If you say you're only in it for the money, you might not blow your 
	shot with the princess.
11. The ultimate bad guy usually has a wrinkled face and yellow fingers.
12. If you think you're having a bad day, think about this: Some people 
	have to crawl through sewers or blow up the ultimate weapon of the 
	Empire!
13. Having family problems? Think about this: There's a family in a 
	galaxy far, far away in which the kids were separated at birth, the 
	son's hand was cut off by his father, and the father has repeatedly 
	tried to kill both his kids. 
14. Chances are, the figure of ultimate evil in your life is actually 
	your father.
15. It not my fault!!!!
16. The truth is out there!
17. Sometimes, even if you are Obi-Wan Kenobi, it's good to "cut out the 
	Obi-Wan Kenobi crap".
18. I've got a baaaaad feeling about this.
19. It's *never* my fault.
20. Never say "watch this" when dealing with the hyperdrive.
21. Just when it seems like things can't get worse, your best friend 
	gets kidnapped, hurt, abducted, or frozen in carbonite.
22. Just when you think you're ready, you bump your head.
23. Keep a firm hold on your gun at all times.
24. Sometimes, you just have to shoot your best friend.
25. It's not my fault!
26. If you're a couple of people in a sci-fi show/movie of opposite 
	genders, there's going to be people who think you should have a 
	relationship.
27. I've got a baaaaad feeling about this.
28. Most popular sci-fi characters come from dysfunctional families.
29. Always try to keep a little optimism, even and especially if you're 
	endangering the mission and you shouldn't have come.
30. Paranoia is a *good* thing.
And the most important thing I learned from both SW and TXF:

   ROMANCE BETWEEN TWO OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS IS INEVITABLE!!!!