If Mulder wrote lines...

I will not scare my partner
I will not make decisions without consulting the group (DARKNESS FALLS)
I will not ignore my partner (WAR OF THE COPROPHAGES)
I will not point out the blaintently obvious (KITSUNEGARI)
I will buy a bed
I will not trash my own apartment
I will not damage hospital equipment (ONE BREATH)
No does not mean yes
I will not get too involved with my work (GROTESQUE)
I will not take cheep shots
I will not get arrested (JERSEY DEVIL)
I will not trespass on government property (WAR OF THE COPROPHAGES)
I will not come just in the nickı (IRRESISTIBLE, ETC)
I will not bribe Assistant Director Skinner
I will not aim below the belt (137)
I did not see Elvis
I will not call my partner 'Hot Cakesı
I will not snap bras
They are laughing at me, not with me (DETOUR)
I will not get very far with this attitude
I will not sell federal property
I do not have diplomatic immunity
The diplomatic pouch is not a toy (TUNGUSKA)
I will not cut corners
I will not flash my badge when it suits me
I will not strut around like I own the place
I will not tease my partner
I will not show off (SHIZOGENY)
I will not call the Assistant Director 'spud headı
I will not torment the emotionally frail
The truth is not out there (THE X-FILES, ETC)
High explosives and federal buildings donıt mix
All work and no play makes Fox a dull boy
I will not run my own experiments
The evidence was not stolen by the Cigarette-smoking man (THE X-FILES, ETC)
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
I will not repeat myself
Funny noises aren't funny
I will not repeat myself
I have learned my lesson
I will never do anything bad ever again
The boys room is not a water park
I do not hold the power of attorney over other Agents
Nobody likes spit balls
Assistant Director Skinner can only be pushed so far
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
Pets and X-Files donıt mix (QUAGMIRE)
Saying 'I didnıt mean itı doesn't make it okay to insult Assistant Director Skinner
I will not do that thing with my gun
Spandex is a privilege not a right
I will not cry like a little girl
I will not donate brain tissue
I will not ditch my partner (SYZYGY)
I will not fraternise with the local Sheriff (SYZYGY)
I will not die (THE BLESSING WAY, REDUX I, II)
I will go back to Washington like a good little Agent (NISEI)
I will not use my I.D to get ahead in line at McDonalds
I will not use federal lines for my own personal phone calls
I will not use bureaucratic loopholes to my advantage
I will not go near my partnerıs dog
I will remember to take my medication
I will avoid Antamolagists named 'Bambiı (WAR OF THE COPROPHAGES)
I will sleep
I will not vandalise (THE X-FILES)
I will not use my unique beliefs to impress Scully (SEASON 1)
I will not climb trees for a cheep thrill (SHIZOGENY)
I will not wish others bodily harm (REDUX)
One hundred year-old, liver eating, shape shifting mutants donıt bounce (SQUEEZE, TOOMS)
Pseudo-erotic asphyxiation is not a dignified way to go (CLYDE BRUCKMANıS FINAL REPOSE)
I will not hang donuts on my person
I will get a life
There is no secret room in the Pentagon (THE X-FILES, ETC)
I will not belittle little people (HUMBUG)
Crime scene photos are not decorations (THE X-FILES, ETC)
I do not want to believe (THE X-FILES, ETC)
Itıs a gun, not a house key
'Mulder money' is not legal tender

If Scully wrote lines...


Just because I did the autopsy, doesnıt mean itıs dead
The rain forests in Brazil arenıt as scarce as we think (JERSEY DEVIL)
Unexplained flashes of light are not necessarily caused by my partner (THE X-FILES)
I will trust my partnerıs hunches at all times
What I see and what I look at are two very different things (END GAME)
I will not hide my fear (IRRISISTABLE, ETC)
I will not hold hands with strangers (GENDERBENDER)
I will not overfeed my partnerıs pet (LITTLE GREEN MEN)
I will not jump to conclusions
I will not allow my partner to be 'turned onı (SHIZOGENY)
I will not break into song (DETOUR)
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
I will not use my status to get my way
Goldfish donıt bounce
I will not show off
I will not test the limits of my partnerıs sanity
I am not a dentist
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
I will not dissect things unless instructed
I will not intentionally damage company cars
This does not 'suckı
I will never do anything bad ever again (NEVER AGAIN)
I will not scream unless something is wrong
I will stop talking about the 12-inch pianist
Wedgies are not certified buy the Surgen-General
I will not sink down to his level
Nobody likes 'see foodı
This isnıt funny
His gun is on the desk and he isnıt happy to see me
I will only perform CPR when it is absolutely necessary
Green foam isnıt good (COLONY)
I will not misuse the art of misdirection
I will not feed off of my partnerıs obsession
I will be easy to find (ASCENTION, ETC)
I will not rebel (NEVER AGAIN)
I will not ask leading questions
Next time it could be me in the drunk tank (JERSEY DEVIL)
Mulder wonıt 'morphı if you squeeze him hard enough
I will not say 'hail Mulderıs
I will not take advantage of my partnerıs delusional state
I will not use hallucinogens to my advantage
Mosquito bites are nothing to be alarmed about (THE X-FILES)
I will not bury the evidence
I will not spread rumours
I will not work Christmas (CHRISTMAS CAROL)
I will not answer Frohikeıs calls
Mulder, not Fox
Waking up without my coffee is perfectly natural
I will not submit the autopsy report in 'pig Latinı
I will not get sick
They are corpses, not lego (DETOUR)
I will not lie for my partner
I will not make fun of my partnerıs emotional weaknesses (WAR OF THE COPROPHAGES)
Phones donıt work at 2 a.m
I will not shoot my partner unless absolutely neccesary (ANASAZI)
I will not make my boss sit on his hands (ANASAZI)
I will never again attempt to have a life (NEVER AGAIN, CHINGA)
I will not shoot up my partnerıs apartment
I will not stand in front of accelerating vehicles
I will not encourage him
I will not use X-rays as lamp shades (THE X-FILES)
I will remember my partnerıs birthday
I will not chase suspects in Italian pumps (COLONY)
I will not use my gun to order peopleıs clothes off
I will not 'saran-wrapı the toilet seats on April Foolsı Day
Chalk outlines are no laughing matter
I will not fake a British accent (AUBRY)
Just because youıre paranoid, doesnıt mean theyıre not after you
Bugs are not part of this complete breakfast (HUMBUG)
I will not do that thing with my gun
Bubble gum is not permitted in the Assistant Directorıs office
I will not lapse into nostalgia (PIPER MARU)
I will not bleep in public
Time is a universal constant, except in Oregon (THE X-FILES)
I will not announce my partnerıs location (JERSEY DEVIL)
I will not keep secrets
'Dana Dollarsı and 'Scully centsı are not legal tender

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