Mulder and Scully in a Horror Movie
by Kyle Brasile

Scully's apartment
2:30 p.m.
Washington DC

        The phone rings and Scully answers it. It is Mulder.

Scully: hello?

Mulder: Hi Scully its me! Hows your vacation?

Scully: Fine. Im just catching up on my work.

Mulder: Im not gonna do any work this vacaton. Im going camping. you
wanna come with me?

Scully: Well, I never been camping before...

Mulder: come on... please! please please please!!!!!!

Scully: Mulder I.....

Mulder: Pretty please with suger on top, and ice cream, and...

Scully: ok i'll go!!!!(suprisingly) When are you going?

Mulder: Saturday. I bought a camper just for the occation. It cost me a
fortune!!! 

Scully: Why'd you buy one if you'll never use it again. 

Mulder: I know I'll just use it for camping and then say it was broken
or something!

Scully: You can't do that, thats....

        Mulder hands up on Scully.

The woods
7:59p.m.
Washington D.C.

Mulder: Ok this is it!

        They park the camper in a spot in the middle of nowhere.

Scully: We're staying here!!

Mulder: ya whats wrong with it?

Scully: it's in the middle of nowhere.

Mulder: so? ok. just help me make my bed!

Scully: oh my god! you cant even make your own bed!! ha, ha!!!!

Mulder: Quit makin' fun of me and help me!!!!

        Same place but at 12:00 a.m. Scully's sell phone rings.

Scully: Scully.

Voice on the phone: Hello?????

Scully: Who is this?

Voice: I have your partner.

Scully: WHO IS THIS!!!!!

Voice: Im not tellig ha, ha, ha

        Scully hangs up and checks to see if Mulder is there. He isn't! oh my
god!!! Scully runs outside.

Scully: MULDER!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!

        Scully gets her expencive flashlight and gun and searches the woods.
Then she hears something and she looks toward the sound. Nothing is
there.

Scully: Who's there?

        Just then her sell phone rings again and she answers it.

Scully: OK who is this. Quit calling me and tell me where Mulder is!!!!

Voice: I already told you Im not telling!!! Ok. I'll give you Mulder
only if you answer 3 questions and get them right. Will you play???

Scully: fine whatever. what hapens if i loose?

Voice: Mulder DIES!!!!!!!

Scully: ok i'll play.

Voice: ok the first question is...... Is the truth really out there??

Scully: i don't know!!!!!

Voice: come on I need an answer!

Scully (talking to herself)I'll have to think like Mulder.
Yes the truth is out there!

Voice: ok you got that one right.

Scully: wait a minute... How do I know if Mulder is still alive?

        She hears Mulder's voice in the background.

Scully: OK well.. whats the next one?

Voice: Ok. ummmm. i dont know i dont fell like askin you anything else.
I'll just kill him now!!!

Scully: nooooooo!!!!! 

        Mulder then jumps out from the bushes and yells

Mulder: Gottcha!!!! Ha! Ha! really fooled you Scully!!!

Scully: Mulder you idiot!!!! I can't belive you did that to me! That
wasn't funny !!!!!!! I thought you were dead. you bastered!!!

        Scully points her gun at Mulder and shoots him but fotunattly misses.

Mulder: Hey what was that for!!!

Scully: It was for that trick you played on me!!!!

Mulder: Ok I'm sorry!

Scully: I can't belive you would stoop so low as to play a trick like
that. Im never talking to you again!!!

        They leave to go back home and are silent all the way back.

FBI Headquarters
8:43 a.m.
Washington DC

Mulder and Scully are in Skinners office and Scully tells Skinner the
trick Mulder played.

Skinner: OK. Mulder I am suspending you for two weeks or unti I tell you
you can come back! Ok now I can't have you two fighting all the time so
why don't you just kiss and makeup!

Mulder: OK!!!!

        They kiss and makeup. After that they all go back to their same old
lives. Mulder and Scully still fight and in the end the always make up.
                        THE END