1) You constantly complain about being broke, you hardly ever get a job, but you always have money for food, clothes and a nice hotel room.
2) You have incredeble luck. (Or superpowers)
3) Whenever someone wakes you up, you sit bolt upright and yell, "How long have I been out??!!?"
4) You scream "blistering idiots" at anyone who pisses you off.
5) Any conflict in your life usually gets wrapped up nicely within an hour and is (almost) never spoken about again.
6) You won't wear any underwear except blue boxers
7) If someone close to you dies, you always meet a new one within a month or so, usually the same day.
8) You only have three (3) close friends.
9) You tend to be knocked unconcious a lot.
10) Many people have sworn revenge on you.
11) No matter how many times you say "don't get involved" you always do.
12) You get arrested constantly and are sentenced to death about once a month.
13) You often end up in long, drawn-out, confusing, plotless, insane, (but sometimes funny) crossovers.
14) You save Earth weekly.
15) You can either quote the theories of numerous astro-physicists, speak more than one language, understand things that baffle everyone else, hack into any computer, fix anything, can sing, were raised by farmers, (supposedly) have some sort of military training...or you're that useless Mallory boy from the fifth season.
16) Sometimes, things in your life just don't quite add up. What I mean is, events that happen to you tend to...lack...something. They just, lack a certain sense...of...oh, I don't know....CONTINUITY???!!!!???!!!!!???!!!

~Maxine~ (a.k.a. Rachel, Bubbles, Sprinkles, etc.)
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