The Voyager Song 

Written by Robin Leber, Sarah Smith and Joanna Karpinski

(sung to "The Biscuits In The Navy)



chorus( after every verse)

Oh I don't want no more this starfleet life,

Gee mom I want to go,

But we can't find a way to go 

gee mom I want to go home.





Our captain Kathryn Janeway,

they say she's really nice,

but when she glares right at you,		

your bones just turn to ice.



The conn officer Tom Paris,

some think that he's a jerk,

but watching him fight with Neelix,

is one of this trips perks.



The head cook Mr. Neelix,

his coffee's really bad'

this whole song was his idea,

but this verse makes him mad.



The holographic doctor,

he is a great big pain,

And should you forget to turn him off,

Oh boy will he complain.



The medical assistant,

Tom thinks she's really cute,

but should he ever make a pass,

Neelix is ready to shoot.  





The chief engineer B'lanna,

She thinks Chakotay's hot,

But if you ever ask her,

your likely to be shot.



The first officer Chakotay,

the captain thinks he's sweet,

And if anything happens to Paris, 

he's in the pilot's seat.



The Captain and Chakotay,

They make a cute couple,

And if Q ever makes a pass,

he's in a lot of trouble. 



The Ops officer Harry,

he's Paris's best friend,

but if Tom sets him up for one more date,

that friendships at an end.



The security chief Mr. Tuvok,

is as serious can be,

but if you ask him nicely,

he will sit down for tea.



Wildman had a baby,

with horns upon her head,

and if it weren't for the doctor,

she might of wound up dead.



Engineer B'lanna Torres,

you might find her life a bore,

but if you get her angry,

she'll knock you to the floor.

 

Chakotay is a leader,

his rules he will not bend,

and when he wants to prove a point,

he tells and old legend.



Neelix and Mr. Tuvok,

are fine when there apart,

but put them both together,

and Tuvok wants something sharp.



If you look at a map of Voyager,

there are no marked restrooms,

so if you have to go real bad,

it means certain social doom.



The psycho Mr. Sudder,

he's locked up in his room,

and if you dare to enter,

he will hit you with a broom.



Ensign Kim has a problem,

which is really really bad,

if he doesn’t play his clarinet,

he can hear his mother nag.



Tom Paris used to be a ladies man,

and a rebel with out a cause,

but now that they is lost in space,

a lady is his boss.



Kes is only two years old,

and not naive at all,

and if you have a problem,

it's her that you should call.



Neelix confessing his love to her,

that was very very bold,

for most men would be horrified,

if they knew she was two years old. 



Captain Janeway is head honcho,

in charge of the whole ship,

but when she's walking down the street,

a man's hat he will tip. 



Neelix is a bit hyper,

and very optimistic,

but if he made an ice cream cone,

I wouldn’t dare to lick it.



The doctor is a program,

with everything but a name,

but with out his sarcasm,

Voyager wouldn't be the same.



Tuvok is a Vulcan,

with very pointy ears,

and he's found the perfect way,

to repress all his fears. 



The vidians are a problem,

for all with beating hearts,

so you had better run real fast,

if you want all your parts.



Seska was a traitor,

she thought she had them licked,

But when the crew found her out,

her butt they did kick.



The Captain and Chakotay,

like making eye contact,

but it better materialize in to something soon,

that's a plain and simple fact. 



Kes speaks of her father,

almost every day,

I really sure she misses him,

in every single way.



Chakotay has a cool tattoo,

above his left eyebrow,

and if you say it is ugly,

he might just have a cow.





The repair crews on Voyager,

have a real big job,

and every time there is a fight,

they let out a big sob.



The shuttle crafts on Voyager,

only reach warp five,

Paris got stuck on an exploding one,

we’re glad he's still alive.



One good thing about outer space

is there's no bugs, bees, or flies,

but when they land on certain planets

they all are monster size.



The crew of the USS Voyager

is one big family,

but when the captain disappears

they don't live happily.



Our favorite show Voyager,

is on every single week,

but When they moved it a day or two,

it made us want to weep.

 

We love the TV show Voyager,

but we are waiting for a kiss,

between Janeway and Chakotay,

Oh that will be pure bliss.





From Basics part two 



They finally killed off Suder,

it took them long enough,

I guess I kind of liked him,

but his verses were mighty tough.



They also killed off Seska,

but before they did,

we found out the child was Kazon,

now Mage Culla has the kid.



The kid wasn’t Chakotay's,

and he's mighty glad,

'cause if it was really was his,

he have to be a dad.



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