A Holiday Parody by;
(Sung? to the tune of Grandma got run over by a reindeer)

Lawrence V Hults II
lawrencev02@hotmail.com

~CHORUS:~
~~Wesley got run over by a holo-reindeer,
walkin' through the holodeck X-mas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as justice,
but as for me and Beverly, We Believe...~~

He'd been drinking too much synthe-hol
and we begged him please to go,
and he'd left his program running,
so he stumbled through the door into the snow...

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When they found him X-mas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
there were synthetic hoof-prints on his forehead
and holographic Clause marks on his back...

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It's not X-mas without Wesley,
and the memory's not far.
and we just can't help but wonder
just how soon he'll return with Tasha Yar...

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Now we're all so proud of Beverly,
she's been taking this so well.
See her in there playing poker,
drinking tea and dealing cards with Commander Will...

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Now his corpse is in the freezer,
we'd rather put it in the brig,
with a blue and silver force-field
that would just have matched the hair in Lwaxana's wig...

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I've told my counselor and neighbors
"Check the corpse out for yourselves!
They should really give a medal
to the hologram who drives a sleigh and plays with elves!"

Chorus and END