Name: Luke/Fox
E-Mail: 'spooky'mulder@xfilesfan.com
Title: X-Park
Summery: Mulder and Scully, walk in to South Park on a rutine investigation on UFO sightings.

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Mulder had his new assignment in his hand, more U.F.O sightings have been reported in numerous towns, Mulder decided he would discuss this new project with Scully before he accepted it. Mulder pulled out his mobile phone and called Scully, the phone rang for quite some time, he was about to hang up but then she answered.
"Scully"
"Hey Scully." Mulder replied "Why did you take so long to answer your phone?"
"Um.. Nothing Mulder, don't worry about it"
"Scully, come on you can tell me, can't you?"
"No mulder....?"
"Well - allright"
"So Mulder what did you ring me for?"
"Do I need a reason to ring my partner?"
"Mulder..."
"All right, all right." Mulder replied "Skinner has handed me our new assignment, U.F.O's have been spotted in a small town, numerous people have been abducted."
"OH, Mulder not again, Where is it this time, Dallas, Texas, Antarctica?"
"No Scully, in a little town called 'South Park'."

****

"Scully this town is a wreak." Mulder explained
"I know mulder." Scully replied
"Look there are some bums on the street, giving head-jobs for crack" Mulder added
"And look Mulder a bunch of 9 year olds sneaking in to a 'R' rated film from Canada"
Mulder and scully looked around for a while but they were disturbed by a young infant yelling out
"Ready Ike? Kick the baby!"
"Mulder." Scully turned to Mulder with a horrible look in her face
"Don't kick the baby" The baby the young child was about to kick replied almost in a state of about pure shock.
"Kick the baby!"
The baby was hurtled through the air smashing into a window.
"Scully I think we need to speak to this young child" Mulder said
"Yes Mulder I think you are right"
Mulder and Scully walked over to the young child and the baby was going back to him.
"Excuse me son, what you just did to that baby is a federal offense and you could be charged up to $500" Scully tried hard not to strangle this boy as she spoke to him as what he said next made her face go as red as a beetroot.
"Who the hell are you bitch? You can't tell me what to do"
Scully breathed in and out very slowly.
"I'm Special Agent Dana Scully" Scully said "And this is my partner Special Agent Fox Mulder"
The boy stared at them for a while.
"I'm Kyle and this is my BROTHER Ike." Kyle explained "Nahh, your not F.B.I agents"
"What makes you say that.. Kyle?" Mulder asked
"Because you all look like door-to-door sales men"
Mulder walked up to kyle pulling his badge out of his shirt pocket saying,
"Here Kyle wanna buy a badge?"
Kyle looked shocked
"The..The...They all left an hour ago, going that way" Kyle pointed to the north.
"What?" Scully asked
"Oh shit man, my friend bought me this weak movie last night that I can't return and I can't get it out of my head some shit about fighting the future,"
"LOOK Kyle, go home before I arrest you!"
Kyle ran off screaming....
"Scully what are you saying?" Mulder asked
"I don't know mulder, all of a sudden I want to kick fuckin' ass."
"SCULLY?"
"Mulder we have to find the U.F.O's and get out of this shit hole"
"SCULLY?"

****

Mulder and Scully thought is they contacted the mayor she could help them to find the aliens. Scully went to the local shop to grab a map to find the mayor house. They arrived at the mayor house 20 minutes later.
"Mayor of South Park we would like to know of any abductions of U.F.O. sightings that have happened with in the past month" Mulder addressed the mayor in a very stern matter.
"U.F.O's what type of freaks are you too?"
"I'm Special Agent Fox Mulder and this is my partner Special Agent Dana Scully"
"Ohh the fed's I'm scared?" The mayor didn't seam to understand that mulder and scully were dead serious"
"Look mam I don't know who you think you are but this is a serious matter, you see when Mulder was 12--"
"Shut ya mouth Scully" Mulder yelled towards Scully
"Mulder, we have to go. Thanks for your time mayor."
Mulder and Scully left the building, the hated this town and wanted to get Out!

Mulder and Scully were walking down the street humming to there self and then they saw some young kids near a park. They decided to try their luck and see if they knew anything.
"Do you kids know anything about aliens" Scully asked.
"Dude that's the crazzzzzzzy bitch I was tellin' you about" It was Kyle.
Scully clenched her fist as she was ready to punch him.
"Of course Cartman was abducted by them last year." Another boy introduced the group the four kids were, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman.
"Is this true Cartman?" Mulder asked
"NoOoO" Cartman answered
"YeSsSs" Kenny, Stan and kyle disagreed and said that in fact he was abducted.
"Look I have to go guys so can you point us to a good motel and we will meet tomorrow same place at 0800."
"HUH?" The boys had no idea what 0800 meant so mulder had to explain.
"8 O'clock AM"
"Ohhhh"
They finally understood and they pointed they to the Kink Motel.

****

Mulder and Scully were walking home and then Mulder's phone rang.
"Mulder"
A seductive, feminine voice answered on the other line.
"Hi Mulder" There was a long pause "Do you feel horny?"
Mulder gave a sly look towards Scully and moved a bit away, he the replied in a whisper
"Shit yeah!"
The anonymous voice replied
"That's good Mulder, do you know why?" Once again there was a long pause
"Because it's Fowley!"
Mulder's mouth dropped and his sly look turned to a look of rage.
"Fowley you bitch, how could you do that?"
"Do what Mulder sweaty?" Fowley replied, still talking like a gift wrapped slut.
"Leave me high and dry, that's what"
A giggle from the other line could be faintly heard, Mulder hung up the phone and returned to Scully.
"Who was that Mulder?" Scully asked
"No one"
"FOX you don't call someone a bitch over nothing"
"Don't call me Fox, Dana!"
"Fox"
"Dana"
This pitiful little fight continued but was interrupted by a tap on Mulder's shoulder.
"Don't touch me Scully"
Scully whined "It wasn't me Mulder"
"Oh who was it then?" Mulder added sarcastically "Fowley?"
"Well actually Mulder it is" Scully whined again
"Is what" Mulder was getting pissed off and wasn't in the mood for a joke by this point.
"It is.....Fowley"
Mulder looked behind him and there was fowley looking like the cow she is.
"Foowwlleeyy" Mulder lost all his senses and slapped Fowley across the face.
"OH.. Mulder.. You don't know how much.. how much that turns me on!" Fowley stumbled to her feat and lifted her leg on Mulder's hip. A slight sound was heard in the distance,
"Ned, it's coming right for us!"
A silver bullet shot through the air and hit Fowley in the head, the two men who shot her walked up to Mulder and Scully.
"Well thank you man with a big head and man with one arm" Scully thanked the two strange men, they introduced them self.
"No thank you, I'm Jimbo and this is Ned"
"Well hello" Mulder said ecstatically "How can I ever thank you?"
"Can we have the body?"
"Sure, knock your self out!" Scully said, eager to get rid off the dead corpse rotting around some hungry rats.
"Weeeeeel tannnnnkkkkkyoooooouuu" Ned spoke as if he had a really sore throat.
"And so our journey continues Scully"
"Ohh Mulder!"

****

0800.

"Hello boys right on time!"
"Mmr er nah mmer uhy ret grt koy hds"
"Hello! What did he say" Scully tried to under stand the young child
"He said" Stan said "What the hell did you think, just because we are 8 we are irresponsible and can't keep track of da time?"
"Well yes that is what I was thinking actually" Mulder said.
"WHY I could....." Cartman showed anger in his eyes
"Cartman...." Scully talked like a three year old baby
"Yes..."
"You give us what we want to know and we will give you 'Cheesy Poofs'. Do you want 'Cheesy Poofs'?"
"Shit yeah!"

****

Mulder, Scully and Cartman were all alone now.
"How did the aliens come to you?" Mulder had a huge sheet of questions in front of him.
"In my sleep"
"Have they come recently?"
"...Nah I don't think so"
"Did they abduct you?"
"Six foot......."
"Yes I remember, This will sound stupid but can you contact them?"
"Yeah!!" Cartman seemed as it was no big deal.
"HOW, HOW, I have been chasing these shit heads all my life HOW?" Mulder was having a nervous break down.
"You just ask man, jeeez have a stress"
Cartman walked out the room his mouth full of 'Cheesy Poofs'
"Scully, the time has come!"

****

It was quite late now and Mulder was standing out side his unit looking up at the sky.
"Mulder, don't you'll just hurt yourself" Scully begged
"No Scully, I have to."
Mulder took a deep breath in and...
"Hey you scrawny eyed fucks, what the fuck is wrong with you, you know what you are? You are fuckin' aliens who fuckin' took my sister when I was young, give her back to me"
A small white light in the sky became bigger and bigger.

****

Mulder and Scully were in a space ship and "Visitors" surrounded them.
"Wear's my sister?" Mulder used the last of his breath.
"Moo moo mo moo moo moo mo moooo mo"
"What the fuck" Scully shouted.
A small figure walked up to Mulder and Scully,
"They said I'm right here Mulder, I'm right here!"
A tear dropped down Mulders cheek.
"Fox, I live here now, give up the X-Files you have found me you don't need to carry this on any more, go be with Scully, You love her, She loves you!"
"Sam..." Mulder was really sad by what his sister just said
"Fox, It's O.K."
"Sam..."
"Good bye Fox, I love you!"
"Sam.."
Another great flash of light filled the room, Mulder and Scully were back in South Park.

****

A note fell from the space ship as it took off, Mulder picked up the note and read it

Fox.

I love you so much, I'm alive, give up the X-Files, live on. Scully loves you, and you love her, don't let her get away from you, Fox, Do this for me...
Sam

PS: No one dies in South park.

"Scully"
"Mulder give it up!"
"No she wrote that no one dies hear, that means that Fowley is.. is.." Mulder and Scully looked at each other and yelled
"Oh Shit!"

Luke O'Neil ~ 'spooky'mulder@xfilesfan.com